Well FU Husband

[TrickyBob]

The uncooked noodles worked perfectly in the lasagna!

However my Husband will eat Stouffer's lasagna, we get it a lot actually.

He was in the grocery store with me when I bought the ricotta cheese, he KNEW I was going to make lasagna. He didn't say anything when I bought it, not while I was making it.

So I hand him his plate, he takes a few bites and goes "the ricotta...you know I don't like ricotta...."

WHAT!? YOU WATCHED ME BUY IT! Freaking open your mouth and verbalize before I fucking make it!

Then I get a half hearted "sorry...but I just don't like ricotta cheese" Now he's eating crappy ass pizza rolls.

I made this thing in one of those large foil pans with metal handles, those suckers are big.

I just want to cry :-( I know it sounds so stupid but I was pretty proud of myself.

(He usually is pretty good about eating whatever I put in front of him, he very rarely turns stuff away but dude he could have said something before hand!)

[Deleted]

Omfg that is just rude.

[EmilieMadison]

Put ricotta cheese in every single thing you make for the next month, breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fuck him.

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Dec 17, 2012 19:24:17 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

Put ricotta cheese in every single thing you make for the next month, breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fuck him.

Yup aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of this.

I can't believe he didn't eat the damned piece. Also, he's high on the good stuff if he thinks there is no ricotta in his precious stouffers.

Stab him in the face.

[TrickyBob]

I should put it in everything. He used to bitch about "I hate sour cream!" little did he know I was putting it in EVERYTHING. I would wait until he was done eating and then point out "that has sour cream in it" just to show that no, he didn't hate it, he just didn't like it plain.

But seriously, you shut up and you eat it. He didn't have to have seconds, he just needed to eat it.

I hope those pizza rolls make his stomach hurt!

[fuckyourcouch]

i would punch my h for this. what an ass.

[pugz]

I would not be cooking for that man any longer

[karmasabiotch]

That would make to cry too. I had a similar feta cheese experience with my DH.

[TrickyBob]

Dec 17, 2012 19:38:33 GMT -5 pugz said:

I would not be cooking for that man any longer

I told him I was NOT making him something else for dinner, if he wanted other food, he could make it. I got an eyes to the ground "I know..." out of him.

I know he feels bad for making me feel bad but ricotta cheese is SO mild that it wont kill you.

[fuckyourcouch]

i don't like ricotta either. bleh. BUT i have smiled and thanked many people for making me lasagna for dinner while i ate it. get the fuck over it.

my H never ever says anything about food unless i say it first. if i try anew recipe and it comes out meh or gross, he will smile and chew until i say "i don't really like this, what do you think?" i would be so hurt.

[speckledfrog]

I'd be angry that he wasted my time, energy, and money. Eat the damn thing like an adult. MH makes things on occasion that are not my cup of tea but I've never made myself a different meal.

[TrickyBob]

Dec 17, 2012 19:41:43 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

i don't like ricotta either. bleh. BUT i have smiled and thanked many people for making me lasagna for dinner while i ate it. get the fuck over it.

my H never ever says anything about food unless i say it first. if i try anew recipe and it comes out meh or gross, he will smile and chew until i say "i don't really like this, what do you think?" i would be so hurt.

Usually if I try a new recipe and I say "well...it's okay..but I don't know" he'll tell me "it's alright, I'll take it to work".

I think because he does this so rarely that it hurts more because I'm not used to him turning stuff down. If that makes sense.

I'm the same way though, I'll eat whatever someone hands me to be polite. I hate fish, but damn it, I have eaten fish when at someone else's home.

[mypunkinpie]

whatanass. And you can tell him I said that.

I would eat 2 helpings of your lasagna.

[Deleted]

what a buttmunch.

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Dec 17, 2012 19:49:08 GMT -5 cville said:

what a buttmunch.

lol @ buttmunch. This is my favorite reply.

[livinitup]

He likes ricotta cheese just fine. He just doesn't know it. Fucking Stouffers uses crappy ricotta cheese. I blame YOU. Next time, TELL HIM it's not ricotta at all.

You'd be surprised how well this works - all the time.

Plus, fuck him and his pizza rolls. Just enjoy your dinner and left overs.

[Deleted]

You can send me your wonderful lasagna! I love ricotta!

[TrickyBob]

We're going to give half of it to a neighbor tomorrow, because I'll never eat this entire thing by myself.

I'm drowning my feelings in Neapolitan ice cream with Oreos, caramel sauce, and maraschino cherries.

But I'm glad to know everyone here would eat my lasagna; this just confirms it, you all are a better Husband than my own! Go you!

[livinitup]

NO!
Make single servings and freeze for awsome lunches in Jaunuary. Fuckk the neighbors and your pizza roll eating DH.

[TrickyBob]

Dec 17, 2012 20:24:51 GMT -5 livinitup said:

NO!
Make single servings and freeze for awsome lunches in Jaunuary. Fuckk the neighbors and your pizza roll eating DH.

Lol, trust me, half of what I set aside for myself is enough to last a week in lunches. I know myself, I'll bury it in the freezer and forget about it.

Plus she's trading me lasagna for homemade apple sauce. :heart:

[kristie]

Omg, I used to hate ricotta but it was easy enough to scrape that layer off and keep eating. What a dick. I make mine with cottage cheese mashed up now. DH hates ricotta because it is too dry, but is fine with cottage. Whatever.

[livinitup]

Dec 17, 2012 20:30:24 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Dec 17, 2012 20:24:51 GMT -5 livinitup said:

NO!
Make single servings and freeze for awsome lunches in Jaunuary. Fuckk the neighbors and your pizza roll eating DH.

Lol, trust me, half of what I set aside for myself is enough to last a week in lunches. I know myself, I'll bury it in the freezer and forget about it.

Plus she's trading me lasagna for homemade apple sauce.

Well, that changes your options. Go for it.