FUCKED UP dream

[gault]

I dreamt I had a baby. The baby kept changing sizes from like, snickers-sized to a toddler in the space of two seconds.

My brother kept giving me advice on how to hoard breast milk. He showed me this big mass of frozen milk from my own freezer. I looked down at my boobs and said "number one, how the hell do you know, and number two, my boobs are still tiny, and number three, I don't remember having two liters of milk pumped out of me"

The baby also looked like one of my cousins. Like adult face on an infant.

FUCKED. UP. No wonder I'm tired this morning

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Weird!

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Dec 19, 2012 11:20:36 GMT -5 gault said:

The baby also looked like one of my cousins. Like adult face on an infant.

I find this image strangely terrifying.

[margarita]

WTF??

[starrieskies]

Whoa!

[partiallysunny]

Don't you hate those dreams that make you feel more exhausted then when you fell asleep?

[fussbucket]

I had a dream this morning where I was visiting some old friends, but they lived on a small, remote island with O.J. Simpson. We were all sitting around at dinner one evening and for whatever reason I was talking about how boring the legal profession was, and how about those cases where you have to defend some horrible person on murder charges but the case drags on or weeks on end. Then I looked up and saw O.J. across the table and I was like, "Oops, major faux pas!"

Ah, pregnancy dreams.

[justduckydancer]

I had a dream last night that DH was a Dread Pirate Roberts type a la Princess Bride. I was promised in marriage to some evil creep by force but I'd fallen in love with Pirate DH of course. We're caught and evil creep is trying to kill Pirate DH. A fellow pirate friend shows up to help us and that's where I woke up. lol