Two things of which I'm particularly proud on this newly minted Christmas Eve:
1. It took me a week (well, 5 days, but who's counting?) to eat a bag of caramel corn. People, that is SOME RESTRAINT right there. I need accolades, please. Please?
2. I just assembled a bike on my own. With training wheels and all. Booyah! And I wrapped all of the kids' presents. And I made the brine for the turkey and started the stuffing. Is it too late/ early for another glass of wine?