I just ordered room service. Asked for plain vegetable broth and crackers.
Then the woman was like, "We don't have that. How about a nice cream soup?"
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?
Then I asked for bananas.
My husband refuses to leave me. I'm trying to convince him to go play golf this afternoon. I'll just be sitting in bed anyway. All I need is a toilet nearby.
awww. that's a good husband. tell him you have us, so you won't be alone. we'll regale you with stories of international intestinal disorders to pass the time!