awww. that's a good husband. tell him you have us, so you won't be alone. we'll regale you with stories of international intestinal disorders to pass the time!
That's what I said. Well, not those words exactly.
There is no sense in his missing a beautiful Caribbean day.
Post by thedutchgirl on Dec 24, 2012 12:02:38 GMT -5
I had something similar once, although not quite as bad, it sounds. The flight attendants let me stay in the bathroom for takeoff. And Imodium kicked in about 20 minutes into the flight.
Poop on a plane would be annoying but puking is my worst fear.
**********Warning: kinda gross puke on a plane story. Skip if you're sensitive to this sort of thing**********
I've puked on a plane, into the little airsickness bag, in a window seat. We had *just* taken off, so getting up to run to the lavatory wasn't an option. I wasn't airsick, I'm just a puker. Something I ate in the airport disagreed with me. The worst part of the ordeal wasn't the act of puking, it was holding onto the warm little bag of vom until I could finally get up and dispose of it.
My poor seat mates.
Samesies. Then the flight attendant served dinner to the poor girl seated next to me and I puked again. Worst flight ever.
Post by underwaterrhymes on Dec 24, 2012 14:39:44 GMT -5
Oh no! He most miserable I've ever been was during a bout of food poisoning courtesy of The Melting Pot. I spent almost 24 hours Christmas Eve sitting on the toilet with a bucket in my lap.
I am also now convinced that I have been bitten by bedbugs.
But I remain in bed.
Bed bugs freak me out more than shitting the entire flight. Bag your suitcases in garbage bags before putting them in your trunk and keep in the garage. Wash everything in hot water including the clothes you are wearing. My DH is in the mattress industry and bed bugs are the devil! Hope you feel better soon!