My child is an asshole

[alleycat]

Today almost killed me. He is fully potty trained and pooped on the potty and then walked off with half a turd still cling to his cheeks and then when it dropped he stepped in it and ran all over the house tracking feces while he ran away from me.

[humpty]

That's shitty.

[momnteach]

Aren't little boys so much fun? Mine likes to lean back while peeing so he pees out of the toilet and often on my leg if I'm standing there.

[cersei]

I'm thinking we won't potty train for a while. I'm not looking forward to shit everywhere.

[fredalina]

Hooray for no swear filters! (Sorry about the shit everywhere).

[bostonkisses2]

May 12, 2012 8:53:03 GMT -5 cersei said:

I'm thinking we won't potty train for a while. I'm not looking forward to shit everywhere.

Word. I have enough cleaning up after the dogs if they miss the paper - I'm not looking forward to toddler poop on top of that

[jamesonontherocks]

May 11, 2012 22:28:40 GMT -5 humpty said:

That's shitty.

just spit out my coffee!!

[charlottesweb]

Ugh. poop sucks!

[jenndarrin]

my daughter shit on the floor of her room sat and then stepped in it...I feel your pain! lucky for me she stood perfectly still and freaked her shit about poop on her foot instead of running around...toddlers are so gross!

[locarb]

Shit happens

[camelblossom]

I get quite enough shit splattered everywhere just changing diapers. I am in no rush to potty train.

[alleycat]

Ugh, if I had known I would have kept up the diapers longer. A potty trained kid is WAY worse. He has to pee EVERYWHERE we go.

[shellybelly]

The joys of toddlerhood.

My LO has been know to finger paint with poop. :/ Proud mama I am

[jena]

hahahahahahaha!

I mean, I'm so sorry, that sounds really crappy.

But I'm still LMAO.

DS is trained to announce if he just peed or if he pooped. I know this will backfire on me at some point, but so far it has kept poop in the bathroom.

[GailGoldie]

one of my funniest moments as a mom was coming home from a brunch with the girls... to a quiet house... walking by the twin's high chairs and one has a pile of what looks like dog food in it- i realize it's shit.

I start walking upstairs to find my husband adn kids.... and i see shit footprints in the hallway- then going around our bed - and immediately knew it was Gibby, who used to always run around our bed when he went upstairs...

i finally find DH in the bathroom with the kids in a bath - and he's PISSED... and i just laughed my ass off.

i had to get DS1 dressed fast and leave for a b-day party with him - and I was very happy to leave.

[GailGoldie]

oh wait- my DH just reminded me that HE was naked when i foudn him- b/c he was covered in shit, too- and stripped down, lol.

[luckyval]

May 17, 2012 17:20:34 GMT -5 @shellybelly said:

The joys of toddlerhood.

My LO has been know to finger paint with poop. :/ Proud mama I am

You're stiffling his creativity!