We went over to the IL's yesterday for New Years dinner and we were talking about Lincoln's top teeth coming in. MIL mentioned him biting me while nursing and when I said he doesn't do that, she said well that means he's going to be a good husband in that department too! ew can we not say things like that about my BABY?
Should you ever see her eating a banana or hot dog, be sure to tell her what a great wife she must be.
Sent from the future.
ILY. Seriously.
OP, ew. Your MIL is gross and inappropriate. I find any sexual-related conversation about babies- even in jest- to be plain bizarre. Example: lady with a 14 month old boy in the dept store dressing room this weekend asks C if she's "into" older men because he "likes 'em young" creeped me out to no fucking end. I mean, why go there? WHY?