Does this do it for you ladies??

[Doc_Lobster]

That is so hot.

[melindafelinda]

I would appreciate the attempt.

[Doc_Lobster]

That seems like a good way to get stabbed, stripped and tossed in a ditch.

[bbaggins]

I'd tap that (not).

[Deleted]

Hubba hubba

[pantsparty]

LOL, no.

[Deleted]

Jan 6, 2013 23:48:28 GMT -5 @crackhabit said:

The moustache is killing me

Right? He's giving Ned Flanders a run for his money.

[Deleted]

How about if he donated the money he spent on that stupid shirt to a good cause? That would be really attractive.

[Deleted]

I don't see a post from TOTS?

[pantsparty]

Did I block TOTS?

[Deleted]

He could have put that money into his 401k.

[pantsparty]

Jan 6, 2013 23:53:43 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

He could have put that money into his 401k.

Clearly his only charity donation is HIMSELF. Selfish.

[melindafelinda]

Tots posted a dripping vagina. I wasn't that horrified. But it was... weird.

[Deleted]

Oh fine, make fun. But I think it's a terribly frivolous way to spend money when there are so many more important things to worry about.

[BlackCanary]

Jan 6, 2013 23:48:28 GMT -5 @crackhabit said:

The moustache is killing me

[fuckyourcouch]

I love that his hometown starts with pimp.

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Jan 7, 2013 0:11:12 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

I love that his hometown starts with pimp.

And ends with wad.

[pantsparty]

I love his quote: 'I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?'

I am totally picturing him walking to a busy city area and standing still, waiting for the women to flock to him, and sadly ending up disappointed.

[Deleted]

I can't stop thinking of scenarios in which this man is getting himself all dressed to the nines in his flashy gold shirt. Maybe a night on the town? Maybe just a walk in the park?

[Jermys]

He's sort of adorable in his cluelessness.

[underwaterrhymes]

Okay. So if he shaved his mustache, did something with his hair, and lost the fucking awful, tacky gold diamond shirt and chains, he'd actually be really handsome.

I want What Not to Wear to bombard him.

[fuckyourcouch]

Jan 7, 2013 7:40:57 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Okay. So if he shaved his mustache, did something with his hair, and lost the fucking awful, tacky gold diamond shirt and chains, he'd actually be really handsome.

I want What Not to Wear to bombard him.

Face-bush shamer!!

[Deleted]

This makes me think of that saying "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig."

[broc]

Jan 7, 2013 7:40:57 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Okay. So if he shaved his mustache, did something with his hair, and lost the fucking awful, tacky gold diamond shirt and chains, he'd actually be really handsome.

I want What Not to Wear to bombard him.

Clinton and Stacy can work some miracles, but they can't make a misogynist pig who thinks all women are money-grubbing whores into anything but.

[Marle]

I'd invite him for drinks.....



.

.......and suddenly spill some red wine on his shirt. Then I'd take it off slowly and run.

[bonquiqui]

Maybe i should move to pimpri, just so i can say i live in pimpri


Sent from my # 6

[fuckyourcouch]

Jan 7, 2013 10:31:17 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Jan 7, 2013 7:51:56 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Face-bush shamer!!

real LOLs

at least someone appreciates me. lol

[mamasaurus]

Oh, yeah. I totally have the wets.

[Deleted]

He's not a bad looking guy! He doesn't need the shirt. He must be insanely awkward socially or something.