How to clean your house in 15 minutes:

[vanillacourage]

1. Invite friends over at 3:30pm.

2. Have husband ask, "why did you tell them to come so late in the afternoon?"

3. At 12:30, text friend and say "DH asked why I set the time so late, guess he's ready to party. If you guys are free and want to come over earlier, just let me know." Continue to lounge in pajamas over coffee.

4. At 1:45, pick up phone and see that you got a text back 15 minutes earlier, saying they were 30 minutes away.

5. :-|