So. My FB what in the fuck post of the day...

[fuckyourcouch]

:-| :-(

[eddy]

LOL
He writes like my 14 year old cousin.

[shostakovich]

Ha ha ha - children shelters!

[walterismydog]

awesome!

[aprilludgate]

Well. He seems classy.

[cheeseandcrackers]

That's great prove for the end of the world.

[KKD]

Well if that isn't the end of the world, I don't know what is.

[Kit]

Oy.

[BlackCanary]

I'm pretty sure his head will explode when he hears about dog weddings and dog bar/bat mitzvahs.

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Jan 10, 2013 17:01:43 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

Does he say "I seen" a lot? I feel like he does.

Oh, this is the worst. This always makes me twitchy.

[shostakovich]

I'm pretty sure I could stick a crayon in my parents' dog's paw, and she could scratch out a more intelligible sentence than this guy did.

[copperboom]

My dogs have Batman and Robin costumes. I'm guessing he would disapprove.

[Deleted]

I can only assume he's taken.

[shostakovich]

Jan 10, 2013 17:12:49 GMT -5 @imback said:

I can only assume he's taken.

All the good ones are...

[demofea01]

WHY U NO AGREE WITH HIM?! CLEARLY THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE OUT THERE 4EVER AND EVER!

What an idiot. I am also lol at the fact that he uses F'in on Facebook instead of just writing out fuck. If you're going to use it, just use it.

[hisno1girl]

Sometimes I wish the internet had never been invented because of how it makes people over use ellipses.

I think I hate that more than people who use U for you and people that type in all caps, like your brother.

[walterismydog]

Jan 10, 2013 17:06:29 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

I'm pretty sure I could stick a crayon in my parents' dog's paw, and she could scratch out a more intelligible sentence than this guy did.

Love!

[alzi]

No adult man should EVER type LMBO.

And lol at children shelters.

[underwaterrhymes]

Wow. That's something else right there.

[mommyneedswine]

[shostakovich]

Animals should just live on the wild!! Set your whales free, you guys!

(But I do sort of agree that Sarah MacLachlan needs to just STOP IT).

[shostakovich]

Jan 10, 2013 17:40:20 GMT -5 mommyneedswine said:

Dude, I am so confused by this. How is this happening - like, how is his body doing this?

ETA: Wait... I got it.

(I am also a little sick, so forgive the stupid. Cough, cough).

[hisno1girl]

Jan 10, 2013 17:38:48 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

And they can even impersonate hated internet trolls!

$50 bucks says Ashbride dresses up her dog like this with gigantic flower headbands.