I am DYING laughing at this

[mbcdefg]

I'm in the intermission of a concert and this came up on my Twitter feed. I had tears rolling down my face at one point: www.theonion.com/articles/gorilla-sales-skyrocket-after-latest-gorilla-attac,30860/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post:quote:default

[flatlan]

The Onion comes up with some great one's!

[gibbinator]

I read that for far too long before realizing I was not actually reading about gorillas tl:P

[mbcdefg]

Simmons also cited widely reported studies confirming that people who keep gorillas in the home are 12 times more likely to have their arms torn off, and children in those households are 19 times more likely to be picked up by the legs and bashed repeatedly into the ground.

:-(

[phunluvin82]

OMG...I am cracking up at my desk. My CW's must be wondering WTF I'm looking at!

[mbcdefg]

What's funny is that I was at a Yo-Yo Ma concert last night and felt all sophisticated and cultured, then I was giggling over this during the intermission like a five year old.

[vegas]

This is great!

[catbus]

Ha! I totally posted this to Facebook last night. It only got one like. :-( (In contrast to the 20+ likes a baby picture gets.)