Not even close! But since you bothered to play and no one else is interested, I won't keep you in suspense. He spent 20 minutes talking to me about cats and kittens. I kept thinking he just had one more story but he just kept going on and on about them. He did say that he has 5 cats that follow him around the yard, and run over to greet him when he comes home, so some of them were pretty cute.
I seem to be noticing a lot of annoying gun talk in my world lately. I think it's extra annoying because I don't feel at all strongly about gun control one way or another.