Sexually suggestive gym moves

[emsumm]

Do you like it when the choreography includes various thrusting and humping movements, hip swirlies, and other moves that call to mind fuckery? Or do they make you die a little inside?

I do not like them. I feel like an idiot.

[emsumm]

I'm glad I'm not alone.
Why do instructors think we want to do this?

[Doc_Lobster]

I prefer to air-hump in the privacy of my own home and sometimes at work.

[eb777888]

Do not like the air hump, no.

[Deleted]

In my Zumba class we have plenty of thrusting. I just try to think how I am working my abs instead of how I am dry humping the air in public.

[sherbanator]

I don't mind a couple booty bumps.

[Deleted]

I air hump.

[emsumm]

We do the thrusting a lot in kickboxing. Surely a traditional martial arts move is not to dry hump your opponent?

[Jermys]

I feel like a complete tool.

[sherbanator]

Jan 11, 2013 1:51:31 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

I can't figure out how this would work with a kick boxing routine.

Google turbo kick.

[iamgrace]

no. do not like. This is why I run. lol

[drrn04]

psh. You people are no fun. In my dance class (kind of like Jazzercise but not officially franchised so they can't call it that) we do all sorts of stuff like that. One instructor has a heavy Latin and hip hop influence in her routines, and we pretty much shake our asses and work our abs the entire time. Everyone is doing it, and it isn't like you're dancing with your neighbor or anything.

I take heart in the fact that everyone looks dumb doing it, so you may as well have fun with it. And the more "into" the movements you get, the better the workout for your abs and core. Go big or go home!

[nahoku]

Huh, I don't recall any thrusting in my turbo kick classes. Zumba and Latin hip hop, on the other hand... Air humping galore! Even though I'm pretty used to it now and don't really mind it, I still feel kind of silly doing the "sexy" moves.

[hisno1girl]

Like this?





LOL

[muffin0]

The "class room" at my gym has two walls of windows. Conveniently right next to the water fountains and free weights. So all the douchers hang out next to the glass to check out the classes.

I'm usually upstairs on the treadmill watching it wishing I had a dart gun that I could shoot at them.

Needless to day I die when I'm taking a class and usually skip those moves

[sherbanator]

Lol, during my turbo kick classes the instructor sometimes gets carried away smacking her own ass andb trying to get us to do thesame. Awkward! I can't b remember what round that is, I think it is the one that plays that boots with the fur song.

[bcv513]

I hate it. That's why I stick to the elliptical

[Deleted]

I don't mind it. (This one time, at band camp) I work a white spandex bodysuit at Giants stadium for marching band during a football game getting ready for halftime show, so nothing fazes me anymore. It is to loosen up hip flexors, and you can contract lower abs for a light workout there too.

[nahoku]

Jan 11, 2013 9:19:40 GMT -5 muffin0 said:

The "class room" at my gym has two walls of windows. Conveniently right next to the water fountains and free weights. So all the douchers hang out next to the glass to check out the classes.

I'm usually upstairs on the treadmill watching it wishing I had a dart gun that I could shoot at them.

Needless to day I die when I'm taking a class and usually skip those moves

OMG, I would hate that. I would probably request to management that they do something about it, like put up a curtain or something.