Awesome birth story (from TB)

[gogadgetgo]

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Holy crap (pun intended)

[imoan]

My Coworker BFF's sister did the same thing. She was in the parking lot of the hospital and they had to come out to get her and during that time, the baby had come out and was in her pant leg. They had to cut her pants off of her.

[halfpint]

Oh God, I was so afraid she was going to say the baby came out in the toilet.

[gogadgetgo]

Jan 18, 2013 14:37:43 GMT -5 halfpint said:

Oh God, I was so afraid she was going to say the baby came out in the toilet.

Nope, just lots and lots of poop.  I think I'd have to hire one of those hazmat cleaning crews to scour my house if this ever happened.

[HoneySpider]

Yikes. Well I guess on the positive side she didn't really have any pain right?

[baconlettucetomato]

Holy hell. I'd have to move.

[Deleted]

Hahaha I'd be laughing (after it was over of course) but then again weird shit (no pun intended) like this happens to me all the time!

[jssymom14]

I meant to C & P that earlier today, but lost focus in sharing it:) Please don't let my baby be born in my pants leg after shitting non-stop for awhile!

[iheartvino]

Holy crap! I mean, that definitely is an easier birth story than laboring for 30 hours. That poor woman. That poor DH. Crazy!

[winecheery]

Oh HOLY HELL 

I am LOLing and  idk what the fuck I would do if this were me...I mean, I guess you just laugh and are grateful the baby is safe and hire a cleaning crew to douse your home in sanitizer?? 

[emisi]

Hahah, wow, poor woman. At least it was fast! I hope my labor is that painless (but not with the whole baby in the pants thing).

[yellowbrkrd]

Whoa!

[NandaB]

Ok first off, yuck. I could have done without all the shitty details.

Second, OMG! My husband is terrified I will have this baby in the car because my first labor was pretty quick. I don't know if this is better or worse. I will not be sharing this with him.

Third, why did she have her husband 'check her'?? What was he checking for? Obviously she knew she crapped all over herself. Did she need confirmation? Ick.