Remember the $3 leopard print scarf?

[MrsAxilla]

I got an email that mine shipped. The package weighs 28 pounds. What in the world do you think they sent?

[boston340]

Maybe they sent you a baby leopard.

[Deleted]

That has to be a typo, lol.  Even 2.8 pounds would be a lot for a scarf.  

[MrsAxilla]

China. I hope I didn't accidentally order a case of scarves. Although, then I can resell them for a huge profit.

I don't know what I'd do with a baby leopard. A puppy is bad enough.

[jchokie79]

LOL @ the baby leopard.

[bimbi284]

I was coming in here to also say baby leopard. I will gladly take him off your hands because I (heart) kitties!

[pesci]

Oh my goodness..that has to be a typo!

[MrsAxilla]

The email is from UPS, not the seller (the seller is a wholesaler, btw). I assume UPS has their shit mostly together, but maybe not.

Hey - maybe the cheap scarf is a cover for smuggling drugs or something!

[fashionx]

Maybe 28 grams? Wasn't it coming from China?

[315]

I vote a scarf + 27.5 lbs of heroin.

[MrsAxilla]

Jan 21, 2013 21:49:55 GMT -5 fashionx said:

Maybe 28 grams? Wasn't it coming from China?

Yep, China. It's 28.0 lbs.

[fashionx]

Jan 21, 2013 21:51:34 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

Jan 21, 2013 21:49:55 GMT -5 fashionx said:

Maybe 28 grams? Wasn't it coming from China?

Yep, China. It's 28.0 lbs.

I just meant the person from China may have filled in 28 not paying attention to the unit of measure. Though I would think 28 lbs would be expensive to ship!

I am LOLing at the drug addicted baby leopard.

[bimbi284]

Jan 21, 2013 21:57:25 GMT -5 cab1217 said:

Heroin addicted baby leopard maybe? No wonder it was so cheap. Good luck with that!

Awww poor baby leopard . Maybe we can get him on some kitty methadone or suboxone!

[315]

Gives 'heroin chic' a new meaning, huh?

[MrsAxilla]

Jan 21, 2013 22:00:26 GMT -5 fashionx said:

Jan 21, 2013 21:51:34 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

Yep, China. It's 28.0 lbs.

I just meant the person from China may have filled in 28 not paying attention to the unit of measure. Though I would think 28 lbs would be expensive to ship!

I am LOLing at the drug addicted baby leopard.

That makes sense.

Shipping was free!  

[fashionx]

Jan 21, 2013 22:12:13 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

Twin heroin addicted baby leopards!!! Bonus if they're boy/girl and one is dyed pink!

OMG it hurts to laugh!

[misshark122]

love this thread. This is hilarious. Please update us!

[jchokie79]

Will the twin leopard babies arrive wearing said leopard scarves?

[bimbi284]

Jan 21, 2013 22:44:41 GMT -5 @natariru said:

You're gonna look awesome in your leopard scarf MrsAxilla!


Perfection.

[MrsAxilla]

Love it!!

[MrsAxilla]

Jan 21, 2013 22:10:50 GMT -5 cab1217 said:

Jan 21, 2013 22:01:27 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

Heroin baby leopards weigh much less than 28 lbs!

Truth. Maybe there are 2 baby heroin addicted leopards! Lucky girl. Bimbi is right though, they're going to be coming down hard when they get to you. Get thee some methadone, stat! 

Ps this is the best thread ever.

Good idea.  Where do I get methadone?  That seems like a good thing to keep on hand.

[carylee07]

hahahaha!!! I so needed this tonight, you have no idea!

Yes, for sure keep us posted!!!

[bimbi284]

Jan 21, 2013 22:52:41 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

Jan 21, 2013 22:10:50 GMT -5 cab1217 said:

Truth. Maybe there are 2 baby heroin addicted leopards! Lucky girl. Bimbi is right though, they're going to be coming down hard when they get to you. Get thee some methadone, stat! 

Ps this is the best thread ever.

Good idea.  Where do I get methadone?  That seems like a good thing to keep on hand.

Hmmm...yeah you can't really legally just have that on hand. Try Naloxone, some states have allowed access to that since its the opiate antidote and can bring a person, in this case, baby leopard, back from an overdose. 

[aaxoxo75]

Dont worry, one day a friend sent me a gold rose and when I checked tracking it said 20 pounds and it wasa tiny rose lol

[MrsAxilla]

Jan 21, 2013 23:12:02 GMT -5 aaxoxo75 said:

Dont worry, one day a friend sent me a gold rose and when I checked tracking it said 20 pounds and it wasa tiny rose lol

That's too bad.  20 pounds of gold would have been an amazing gift!

[Deleted]

Be careful when you open the package. Heroin addicted baby leopard sounds angry. Really angry if he's having withdrawals. Yikes.

[billysgirl07]

Jan 21, 2013 22:12:13 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

Twin heroin addicted baby leopards!!! Bonus if they're boy/girl and one is dyed pink!

Dyed pink and covered with glitter!!!

[FormerCityGirl]

Son of a bitch! I ordered 4 of those scarves for me and gifts! I hope I get a couple of blue baby leopards! We have so much pink already in this house. Note to self: research ways to detox baby leopards.

[pixy0stix]

I'm sad I missed this deal. I would have liked adding a baby leopard to my zoo.

[Deleted]

Jan 21, 2013 22:48:20 GMT -5 bimbi284 said:

Jan 21, 2013 22:44:41 GMT -5 @natariru said:

You're gonna look awesome in your leopard scarf MrsAxilla!


Perfection.

Lol!!