My kid is dangerous on my phone.

[KKD]

No, she doesn't call China.

But she did like a bunch of Khloe Kardashian's instagram photos (which I never do, I swear). And she tagged me in a FB photo my cousin's estranged baby mama posted. And she once took an instagram picture that I'm pretty sure was of my bare leg lying in bed AND uploaded it to FB. Good stuff.

eta: I'm talking about Kate here. Em knows better...and is usually the tattler. lol.