s/o Poop, clogging public toilets?

[musiclover]

Shall we discuss clogging public toilets?

Back in 2000 I was using an airport bathroom, and I totally dropped a bomb that would NOT flush.  There was a long line of women waiting to use the bathroom (even with like 10 stalls) and I just could not get this mega turd to flush  So I had to run out of there and not look back, sooooo embarrassing, but what else was there to do?

Sadly, I have a handful of clogging public toilet stories.  I have a history.....

[showdogz]

Oh my. Luckily, no. Only my own...You are brave. But it makes me think of the time I was BF Peyton a few weeks ago. I pulled a chair into a bathroom stall and he was eating. Someone came into the other stall and was farting really loud. Peyton heard it, popped off the boob and gave me a look like wtf? I started to smirk and tried to get him to eat again. Then he started to make the fart sounds back with his tongue. I could hardly contain myself. Hilarious.

[lauranicole91]

Hahahaha. Omg showdogz I would have lost it.

I don't think I've ever clogged a public toilet, only my own. Usually public toilets are strong enough to break up the big ones. Hahaha.

[crapfacts]

Crap Fact: The longest poop ever recorded was 26 feet!

[rainbowchip]

I clogged a hotel toilet once and I made DH call the lobby and ask for a plunger. When the maintainance guy came to unclogg it I made DH get the door so that the guy thought he did it not me.

[Deleted]

Oh no that'd be horrible

Crapfacts: BAhahaha

[Deleted]

My mom had to buy an "illegal" toilet for my brother. He clogged his up so much, my mom bought a high velocity flusher from somewhere. The sales guy said they were illegal to have in a home, and were for public restrooms only. My mom somehow talked him into selling her one. Hahahaha!

[musiclover]

Jan 23, 2013 16:09:51 GMT -5 @lsmith100 said:

My mom had to buy an "illegal" toilet for my brother. He clogged his up so much, my mom bought a high velocity flusher from somewhere. The sales guy said they were illegal to have in a home, and were for public restrooms only. My mom somehow talked him into selling her one. Hahahaha!

hahaha, amazing!!!

[cat19]

Lsmith- my family is from the toilet smuggling capital of North America! Maybe yours made it through Windsor, Ontario!

[spaghetticat]

This thread is already cracking me up.

At my first office job, the building was a renovated house. So the bathroom was a regular one room bathroom, not stalls. I flushed and it didn't go down. Stupid me decides to flush again. It went all over the floor and I used paper towels so sop up the whole bathroom. I thought I might be in the clear until I realized the cuffs of my pants were wet. Ugh.

[muppetinma]

Jan 23, 2013 16:09:51 GMT -5 @lsmith100 said:

My mom had to buy an "illegal" toilet for my brother. He clogged his up so much, my mom bought a high velocity flusher from somewhere. The sales guy said they were illegal to have in a home, and were for public restrooms only. My mom somehow talked him into selling her one. Hahahaha!

This is the kind of thing you mention in your speech at the rehearsal dinner. . . .

[Deleted]

Jan 23, 2013 16:48:18 GMT -5 muppetinma said:

Jan 23, 2013 16:09:51 GMT -5 @lsmith100 said:

My mom had to buy an "illegal" toilet for my brother. He clogged his up so much, my mom bought a high velocity flusher from somewhere. The sales guy said they were illegal to have in a home, and were for public restrooms only. My mom somehow talked him into selling her one. Hahahaha!

This is the kind of thing you mention in your speech at the rehearsal dinner. . . .

Haha! Great idea! 

[Deleted]

Jan 23, 2013 16:41:20 GMT -5 cat19 said:

Lsmith- my family is from the toilet smuggling capital of North America! Maybe yours made it through Windsor, Ontario!

I remember before my mom bought that toilet, he would clog his up and then move on to mine!. He would never plunge it. He would just move on to other bathrooms until my mom would find them and plunge them. I swear he has issues. 

[Dorothy Zbornak]

If Tamb isn't crapfacts, I'll eat a turd.

Sent from my crappy club for jerks.

[browneyedhunni85]

We have people clog our toilets all the time at work. There was even a huge turd right in front of the mens toilet before Christmas.

[The Foozzler]

Not quite a public toilet, but a toilet in a house we were looking at with our real estate agent.

I had to go REALLY badly while we were looking at a house. I am a super fast pooper and I went to the bathroom. When I went to flush I realized that the water was off in the house. I just put the lid down and left the massive poop behind.

[gavinredelman]

A clogged toilet can be incredibly frustrating and messy. Fortunately, you can take care of most clogged toilet repair without needing to find a plumber. Finishing your clogged toilet repair is often very simple and cheap. Just follow these easy steps and you'll have that toilet repair completed by the time your guests arrive.
Tom Plumb

[showdogz]

^What? Ugghhh, this thread had me laughing again though. I totally forgot about the bathroom toilet person and peyton making pooping sounds back. Ironically, we are going back up to the dells and I plan to eat at the very restaurant again.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jan 23, 2013 20:11:49 GMT -5 The Foozzler said:

Not quite a public toilet, but a toilet in a house we were looking at with our real estate agent.

I had to go REALLY badly while we were looking at a house. I am a super fast pooper and I went to the bathroom. When I went to flush I realized that the water was off in the house. I just put the lid down and left the massive poop behind.

I'm dying over here!!

[thedahliharpa]

S/O S/O I just realized one of our toilets was full of unflushed poop! I don't know if it was mine or Harper's. I know I pooped today but I don't think in that bathroom but its really weird if H popped and didn't ask to be wiped. There was toilet paper in there. It's a mystery.

[charlielove]

Sept 13, 2013 12:54:41 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

S/O S/O I just realized one of our toilets was full of unflushed poop! I don't know if it was mine or Harper's. I know I pooped today but I don't think in that bathroom but its really weird if H popped and didn't ask to be wiped. There was toilet paper in there. It's a mystery.

It's your MIL's new schtick.

[thedahliharpa]

Sept 13, 2013 1:29:25 GMT -5 gavinredelman said:

A clogged toilet can be incredibly frustrating and messy. Fortunately, you can take care of most clogged toilet repair without needing to find a plumber. Finishing your clogged toilet repair is often very simple and cheap. Just follow these easy steps and you'll have that toilet repair completed by the time your guests arrive.
Tom Plumb

Umm hi?

[thedahliharpa]

Sept 13, 2013 12:59:23 GMT -5 charlielove said:

Sept 13, 2013 12:54:41 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

S/O S/O I just realized one of our toilets was full of unflushed poop! I don't know if it was mine or Harper's. I know I pooped today but I don't think in that bathroom but its really weird if H popped and didn't ask to be wiped. There was toilet paper in there. It's a mystery.

It's your MIL's new schtick.

LOL! Well either she or BIL stopped over here this morning to pick up our dog (don't ask) so who knows!

[thedahliharpa]

Jan 23, 2013 20:11:49 GMT -5 The Foozzler said:

Not quite a public toilet, but a toilet in a house we were looking at with our real estate agent.

I had to go REALLY badly while we were looking at a house. I am a super fast pooper and I went to the bathroom. When I went to flush I realized that the water was off in the house. I just put the lid down and left the massive poop behind.

This is awesome!
I hope this was before you knew us because if not you are in big trouble for not telling us immediately.

[laurack]

I'm really glad I now have a contact for all my clogged UK toilet problems! This day was not a total loss.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

I just realized this thread is fucking old when Tamb liked my hilarious crap facts comment. I was like, "I didn't write that!!!"

[thedahliharpa]

Sept 13, 2013 13:54:03 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

I just realized this thread is fucking old when Tamb liked my hilarious crap facts comment. I was like, "I didn't write that!!!"

Wait WTH? January 23rd?

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Sept 13, 2013 13:55:46 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

Sept 13, 2013 13:54:03 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

I just realized this thread is fucking old when Tamb liked my hilarious crap facts comment. I was like, "I didn't write that!!!"

Wait WTH? January 23rd?

Poop springs eternal.

[thedahliharpa]

Sept 13, 2013 14:12:00 GMT -5 ciescalove said:

When I was in middle school I went into the bathroom right by the chow hall and there was a turd on the floor. Not only was it on the floor but it was in the shape of an L. I forgot about that until I read this thread.

This means we are like psychotherapists here, pulling memories out from the bowels of your brain.

[musiclover]

holy Crap (hee hee) this post is mega old. 
Who the F is gavinredelman??? Why did he/she dig up my old poo post from January?