My husband is a cherry Chapstick fiend. He always has it on him, and as a result, it sometimes goes through the wash. We've gotten better about pocket checking, but it does still happen. I just got the text from him....he's upstairs.
WARNING: A Chapstick warning has been issued for your household. Chapstick has been lost and is in danger of being run through the wash. Be sure to check all pants pockets when doing laundry to avoid damage to your clothing.This is a potentially hazardous situation and should be monitored in the upcoming days.
My husband is a goober. And he'd better find his damn chapstick.