Funny Toddler Poop Story

[twotrue]

On Monday DD ate a ton of edemame. She ate two entire bowls on her own. When she pooped the next day her poop was green. I'm talking bright lime/grass green. There is no way you would think it was any other color than green. And I'm not talking about a small amount of poop either. Of course when I saw it in her potty I was a bit shocked and was all "Hey, your poop is green!" lol!

Fastforward to today. DD says she has to poop and goes to sit on her potty. She poops, stands up and looks at the poop, then states, "I want green poop" and sits back down to try again. lol!

[ElsaVonM]

HA!!!

Funny adult pee story: I became very alarmed when I started peeing pink on a pretty regular basis. There was no pain, and it was pink, and I was talking to my sister about it one day when she said "Did you start eating beets or something?" Ooooooh. Beet & carrot juice smoothies from the new smoothie guy near work. Phew!

[eratmama]

Every time I eat asparagus I get scared.

[tattooedmeegs]

Ha! Out of the mouth of babes.

[2brides]

LOL

[Duchess1]

Lol! We have had purple blueberry poop and it scared the hell out of me until I figured it out.

[bluedaisyus]

Hahahaha! We've had both green (of undetermined origin) and purple blueberry poop in the recent past. We've also had orange carrot poop, but it's been a while since that happened.