Stfu, H. Seriously.

[Doc_Lobster]

I asked him to do something for me several days ago. It is a simple task, just one that is a little more difficult for me than him because it involves moving something awkward and heavy.

Several days ago, I asked him.

He just started doing it AS THE SUPER BOWL WAS STARTING, and is now being all snotty and pissy with me about.

Go eat your own dick! I didn't make you put it off until the absolute last possible second. Gawd.