These are cute shoes, right?

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[birkbop]

I guess they're fine. I'd prefer without the embellishment but since it's also nude I guess it's not awful

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Jun 1, 2012 14:59:56 GMT -5 birkbop said:

I guess they're fine. I'd prefer without the embellishment but since it's also nude I guess it's not awful

Hmmmm, "not awful" is not quite what I'm going for I actually thought the embellishment was cute.

[bimbi284]

I think they work. I'm not a huge fan of the thingy, perhaps if it were smaller?

[quorra]

It sort of looks like someone dropped an ice cream cone on the front of the shoe....

[dominique12i9]

I'm not a huge fan, the embellishment kind of looks like an ear to me.

[birkbop]

Jun 1, 2012 15:14:10 GMT -5 @mavjen said:

I don't like them, sorry. To me, they look like labia.

YOU are amazing. We need to incorporate vaginal terms into our board more often... lol

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Jun 1, 2012 15:14:10 GMT -5 @mavjen said:

I don't like them, sorry. To me, they look like labia.

OMG!!!! LOL. I am sooooo not getting these!

[wawa]

Jun 1, 2012 15:14:10 GMT -5 @mavjen said:

I don't like them, sorry. To me, they look like labia.

Well I guess that you could say they're very feminine at least. Girly? Lady-like?

[delicateshamu]

Hilarity!

[bimbi284]

PENIS PENIS PENIS

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

[sasky]

Yeeeeah, that's a little too much flesh tone for my liking. Looks like you kicked a vagina and it stuck to the toe. :thhhwupth:

[NachoProblem]

Jun 1, 2012 16:32:38 GMT -5 sasky said:

Yeeeeah, that's a little too much flesh tone for my liking. Looks like you kicked a vagina and it stuck to the toe. :thhhwupth:

Is this the sound kicking a vagina makes? Who knew?

[dominique12i9]

Jun 1, 2012 16:51:50 GMT -5 NachoProblem said:

Jun 1, 2012 16:32:38 GMT -5 sasky said:

Yeeeeah, that's a little too much flesh tone for my liking. Looks like you kicked a vagina and it stuck to the toe. :thhhwupth:

Is this the sound kicking a vagina makes? Who knew?

haha, when I saw that I was thinking that's the sound it makes when it sticks to the shoe.

[sasky]

Jun 1, 2012 16:51:50 GMT -5 NachoProblem said:

Jun 1, 2012 16:32:38 GMT -5 sasky said:

Yeeeeah, that's a little too much flesh tone for my liking. Looks like you kicked a vagina and it stuck to the toe. :thhhwupth:

Is this the sound kicking a vagina makes? Who knew?

Not so much the kicking part, but the sticking part. If anyone has a more accurate written depiction of a violent queef, feel free to school me.

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Now I'm interested to know what men think of this shoe. It seems like men would like it if it reminds them of a vagina?

[dominique12i9]

Jun 1, 2012 16:59:35 GMT -5 @godawgs said:

Now I'm interested to know what men think of this shoe. It seems like men would like it if it reminds them of a vagina?

I don't know...it's not like a really attractive vagina...more like a really beef-curtainy extra, extra skin one.

[FormerCityGirl]

Jun 1, 2012 16:53:33 GMT -5 dominique12i9 said:

Jun 1, 2012 16:51:50 GMT -5 NachoProblem said:

Is this the sound kicking a vagina makes? Who knew?

haha, when I saw that I was thinking that's the sound it makes when it sticks to the shoe.

[NachoProblem]

Jun 1, 2012 17:02:22 GMT -5 dominique12i9 said:

Jun 1, 2012 16:59:35 GMT -5 @godawgs said:

Now I'm interested to know what men think of this shoe. It seems like men would like it if it reminds them of a vagina?

I don't know...it's not like a really attractive vagina...more like a really beef-curtainy extra, extra skin one.

BAHAHAHAHA

[sasky]

Jun 1, 2012 16:59:35 GMT -5 @godawgs said:

Now I'm interested to know what men think of this shoe. It seems like men would like it if it reminds them of a vagina?

I wouldn't particularly like a mens shoe that looks like a penis. Although...

[FormerCityGirl]

Jun 1, 2012 16:59:35 GMT -5 @godawgs said:

Now I'm interested to know what men think of this shoe. It seems like men would like it if it reminds them of a vagina?

To men only vaginas remind them of vaginas. My parent's have a really nice, artsy purple bowl on their coffee table that I walked in and though, "That bowl looks like a giant purple vagina!" I asked DH what it looked like and he responded with, "A bowl." I pointed out that it looks like a vagina to me and now he thinks it looks like a vagina. My Mother has started taking a poll since she doesn't like the idea of a giant vagina adorning her coffee table.

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Jun 1, 2012 17:05:32 GMT -5 sasky said:

Jun 1, 2012 16:59:35 GMT -5 @godawgs said:

Now I'm interested to know what men think of this shoe. It seems like men would like it if it reminds them of a vagina?

I wouldn't particularly like a mens shoe that looks like a penis. Although...

LOL. Yeah, but men work a different way visually. I've read that so much of what women do with cosmetics and fashion is to remind men of sex. Like, blush is to look like you've had sex and lipstick makes the mouth resemble an engorged vagina (I can't believe I just said engorged vagina).

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Jun 1, 2012 17:07:33 GMT -5 FormerCityGirl said:

Jun 1, 2012 16:59:35 GMT -5 @godawgs said:

Now I'm interested to know what men think of this shoe. It seems like men would like it if it reminds them of a vagina?

To men only vaginas remind them of vaginas. My parent's have a really nice, artsy purple bowl on their coffee table that I walked in and though, "That bowl looks like a giant purple vagina!" I asked DH what it looked like and he responded with, "A bowl." I pointed out that it looks like a vagina to me and now he thinks it looks like a vagina. My Mother has started taking a poll since she doesn't like the idea of a giant vagina adorning her coffee table.

LOL! That cracks me up.

[dominique12i9]

Jun 1, 2012 17:05:32 GMT -5 sasky said:

Jun 1, 2012 16:59:35 GMT -5 @godawgs said:

Now I'm interested to know what men think of this shoe. It seems like men would like it if it reminds them of a vagina?

I wouldn't particularly like a mens shoe that looks like a penis. Although...

Best of both worlds?

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Jun 1, 2012 17:11:58 GMT -5 dominique12i9 said:

Jun 1, 2012 17:05:32 GMT -5 sasky said:

I wouldn't particularly like a mens shoe that looks like a penis. Although...

Best of both worlds?

OH MY GOD. I can't believe you found that picture, lol.

[dominique12i9]

Yeah I had to google certain words to find those. No shame.

[FormerCityGirl]

Jun 1, 2012 17:10:51 GMT -5 @godawgs said:

Jun 1, 2012 17:07:33 GMT -5 FormerCityGirl said:

To men only vaginas remind them of vaginas. My parent's have a really nice, artsy purple bowl on their coffee table that I walked in and though, "That bowl looks like a giant purple vagina!" I asked DH what it looked like and he responded with, "A bowl." I pointed out that it looks like a vagina to me and now he thinks it looks like a vagina. My Mother has started taking a poll since she doesn't like the idea of a giant vagina adorning her coffee table.

LOL! That cracks me up.

It was really hysterical when I told her this. It's kind of Georgia O'Keefeish. I've acted in The Vagina Monologues twice and when she found out I was playing "Because He Liked To Look At It" and my name would be listed with that in the program she really got embarassed. I'm kind of hoping to get the bowl since it is kind of cool and would go with my framed autographed Vagina Monologues programs that I hung in the man cave.

[secretlyevil]

the flower thingy doesn't work at all.

[dominique12i9]

Jun 1, 2012 17:19:34 GMT -5 secretlyevil said:

the flower thingy doesn't work at all.

I think that's been established, as per the vagina/sticky vagina sounds comments, lol.

[secretlyevil]

Jun 1, 2012 17:22:49 GMT -5 dominique12i9 said:

Jun 1, 2012 17:19:34 GMT -5 secretlyevil said:

the flower thingy doesn't work at all.

I think that's been established, as per the vagina/sticky vagina sounds comments, lol.

I had to work, I'm late to the party. Here's a wet noodle to whip me for not reading the whole post.