Giving head while nursing?

[alleycat]

community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/66303519.aspx

This is gross:(

[leeann]

Also, her husband mouth raped her- what?

[housegeek]

Holy shit that's awful,on so many levels!

C&P
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Bonidiebab...

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DH had tried multiple times for some oral but every time dude would start to fuss or seriously cry so I had to attend to the baby. When he got out of the shower yesterday he surprised me by jumping up on the couch and shoving it in my mouth. I was nursing the whole time. 
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[alleycat]

This made it totally better:

Bonidiebabe:
For as much as I forced myself on him while PG I had a hard time stopping him. I really don't think the baby even opened his eyes. Yeah, not my proudest mommy moment but I like to be a great wife too.

[walterismydog]

gross! that is so...icky and disrespectful and WEIRD.

[rhiannon]

wtf

[partiallysunny]

Gives a whole new meaning to a "threesome".

Too much?

[pedanticwench]

People are gross.

[kcandbrae]

ewwwwwww.

what if it got on the baby?!

[quorra]

[partiallysunny]

Jun 1, 2012 15:34:29 GMT -5 Que? said:

Jun 1, 2012 15:33:35 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

Gives a whole new meaning to a "threesome".

Too much?

No. Someone made a comment about tea bagging the baby and I laughed. That was too far but still funny.

::snort::

[hubes]

He's an ass and she needs to fucking stand up for herself.

[studytime45]

Jun 1, 2012 15:35:48 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

Jun 1, 2012 15:34:29 GMT -5 Que? said:

No. Someone made a comment about tea bagging the baby and I laughed. That was too far but still funny.

::snort::

Laughing too hard at all of this.

[fuckyourcouch]

the "sneak attack" is gross enough, but WTF at the chick leaving her H to sleep on a poopy blanket? gross. They're all gross.

[scotty]

Wow.

[cleo29]

He sounds like a prick. I would have bitten him.

[leeann]

FYC- agreed, if it was a poop that required wiping up rather than picking up, there have to be visible and smellable remainders of it on the blanket that your husband is sleeping on every night.

[Kit]

Jun 1, 2012 16:05:18 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

He sounds like a prick. I would have bitten him.

:Y: If I get a surprise peen in my mouth, it's gonna get bitten. lol

[miss1991]

I.do.not.like.

AT ALL!

[blackkitty]

Having sex in front of a child is considered child abuse... As in the kind that gets you listed as a Registered sex offender for life. WTF? Why would you do this and post about it? I wouldn't be surprised if someone called CPS on her as I know it's happened in bumpland before.

[lsea0323]

Jun 1, 2012 16:08:40 GMT -5 Kit said:

Jun 1, 2012 16:05:18 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

He sounds like a prick. I would have bitten him.

If I get a surprise peen in my mouth, it's gonna get bitten. lol

LOFL

I have nothing to add. I've been rendered speechless.

[blackkitty]

Jun 1, 2012 16:30:09 GMT -5 aeg511 said:

Jun 1, 2012 16:16:12 GMT -5 @blackkitty said:

Having sex in front of a child is considered child abuse... As in the kind that gets you listed as a Registered sex offender for life. WTF? Why would you do this and post about it? I wouldn't be surprised if someone called CPS on her as I know it's happened in bumpland before.

Ok I might be considered a prude, and would not be happy if H did this to me, but I don't really equate it with child abuse?!!?

It's a little gross, but hey if she was up for it then fine. Just dont share on the bump.

I don't make the laws...

[cleo29]

People are having sex in front of their kids a lot when you have a young baby and it sleeps in your room. I am really turned off and grossed out at the thought of a man forcing his penis in my mouth. Maybe they are into that anyway, but it's not for me.

[loveday]

That is all.

[Trolltoll]

Gross. Since they're down with lewd behavior, her H should return the favor. Cunninglus (sp?) while nursing!

[PeonyParty]

I am also sufficiently creeped out but the one admitting she is thinking of lying to her husband about being cleared for sex at her 6 week appt. Umm, what? What kind of dudes are these chicks married to??

[dizzydee]

She doesn't have a problem with it so I don't see what the big deal is. The baby is what, 6 weeks old? Who cares.

The poopy blanket is disgusting and should be flamed more.

The hiding of the cupcakes is super weird.

[Trolltoll]

Jun 1, 2012 16:52:37 GMT -5 dizzydee said:

She doesn't have a problem with it so I don't see what the big deal is. The baby is what, 6 weeks old? Who cares.

The poopy blanket is disgusting and should be flamed more.

The hiding of the cupcakes is super weird.

Because it's fucking weird, that's why.

I need a link to the poop blanket.

[housegeek]

Jun 1, 2012 16:52:37 GMT -5 dizzydee said:

She doesn't have a problem with it so I don't see what the big deal is. The baby is what, 6 weeks old? Who cares.

The poopy blanket is disgusting and should be flamed more.

The hiding of the cupcakes is super weird.

You're kidding right? This is sarcasm?

[leeann]

Here is the big deal:
HE STUCK IT IN HER MOUTH- apropos nothing, just forced it in her mouth
His junk was probably in her baby's face
The whole thing is ewwwwww