I have nothing intelligent to add, so I'll just say that I leave "under God" out when I say the pledge of allegiance. Which is every day now that I work at a school.
Motzie I defy you not to remember that fact someday when you wake up and find DD has unleashed the contents of her diaper all over herself and her crib.
Motzie I defy you not to remember that fact someday when you wake up and find DD has unleashed the contents of her diaper all over herself and her crib.
LOL. It's true. One day, Motzie is going to come in and talk about how she walked in to DD's room and there was poop smeared all over the walls and all over her face and what a mess, but thank goodness up to 2 tbsp is ok to eat.
Motzie I defy you not to remember that fact someday when you wake up and find DD has unleashed the contents of her diaper all over herself and her crib.
LOL. It's true. One day, Motzie is going to come in and talk about how she walked in to DD's room and there was poop smeared all over the walls and all over her face and what a mess, but thank goodness up to 2 tbsp is ok to eat.
My work here is done!
And this is how it went when I learned this fact at work. It lay dormant in my brain until the right moment.
Motzie I defy you not to remember that fact someday when you wake up and find DD has unleashed the contents of her diaper all over herself and her crib.
And now I'm going to hurl. Not my angel.
No seriously, this is the stuff nightmares are made of. Tell me this doesn't really happen.
All right, Motzie. I won't tell you that it happens. I will tell you that one day, I suddenly decided that Baby Fuss would only wear one-piece pajamas from that day forward.