My nephew just told me Lucy was in the bathroom

[ProfessorArtNerd]

And then paused and said

...getting higher than the Empire State

Thanks a lot, Fun.

[cleo29]

They start so young these days.

[MWOS]

OH GOD I HOPE IT'S NOT BATH SALTS

[walterismydog]

calling CPS!!

[ProfessorArtNerd]

I'll let you know if I have all my parts tomorrow, Mary! I have some spare ass, hopefully she'll go for that first

[alzi]

is this the pence nephew? that kid cracks me up.

[ProfessorArtNerd]

yup, that's the one. He and Lucy sometimes think they're brother and sister because they're together so much. They call each other brother-cousin and sister-cousin. And sometimes they get married. Welcome to Pensyltuckey, as I always say!

[alzi]

I didn't think you were out west enough to be considered Pensyltucky! lol

PS - my phillies flag outside my house is literally shredding and falling apart. i thought that was more than appropriate.