My H is photoshopping a penis right now

[spitforspat]

For work. Haha.

The producers of an indie movie need a penis to look bigger than it is. He's been photoshopping it for about an hr. Right now he's zoomed in on it (working on a vein) and its filling up his whole screen.

It's cracking me up every time I walk by his office.

[walterismydog]

Is it a micropeen?

[spitforspat]

In the movie a girl sends a pic of her date's huge penis to her ex.

I guess it was easier to fake a huge penis than find one in real life? Haha

I can't pip- on the app. but, it's an average to small size penis..

[julesf84]

Omg hahaha this is awesome! How does your H feel about being so up close and personal with a peen? Lmao

[ralphlauren]

I love it!

I love saying penis. I love using it randomly in peoples post.

For example...whats for dinner tonight RL's response PENIS

or what is the weather where you live...RL's response PENIS

Works!!!!

[julesf84]

Lol ralphlauren please do that in one of my posts

[spitforspat]

The actor knows- poor guy.

H keeps asking me if it looks real. Hahaha

The producer called him a "dick transforming magician."

[mamasaurus]

Unfortunately for us all, if your H goes on a game show and they ask if he has a hidden talent, "dick magician" is not an acceptable answer.

[Saint Monica]

Feb 6, 2013 20:13:56 GMT -5 mamasaurus said:

Unfortunately for us all, if your H goes on a game show and they ask if he has a hidden talent, "dick magician" is not an acceptable answer.

Uh, I would say it is

[CheshireGrin]

It's good to have marketable skills.

[julesf84]

I bet a lot of people wish they had that power.

[pinkeggs]

Your husband is very secure in his sexuality lol

[Deleted]

Lol. I had to tell dh about this. He spends a lot of time erasing nipples.

[WOT?*]

This wins post of the day.

Penis.

[adhdfashion]

This made my day. My H does lots of sound work for indie films and I make costumes. Pay it forward and such from to art students. Giant peens for the win!