Poll with two rules: First, you must participate.

[sonrisa]

Second, you must lie egregiously.

Here we go:

1) What is your real name?

2) What is your profession?

3) What is your greatest talent?

4) What is your greatest weakness?

5) your greatest ambition in life?

[lightyears]

1) What is your real name?

tits mcgee. i mean, veronica corningstone.

2) What is your profession?

anchorlady.

3) What is your greatest talent?

chasing down leads and practicing my nonregional diction.

4) What is your greatest weakness?

ron burgandy.

5) your greatest ambition in life?

to one day become a network anchor.

[janiejones]

1) What is your real name?  Nadezhda Svetlana Zhanna Edmundovich-Dzerzhinsky

2) What is your profession?  I am a SAH.

3) What is your greatest talent?  I was the quickest sale on awesomerussianbride.RUSK

4) What is your greatest weakness?  the vodka.

5) your greatest ambition in life?  to dance the ballet.

[TrickyBob]

1) What is your real name? They call me Tater Salad

2) What is your profession? I say things and people laugh

3) What is your greatest talent? Standing up right after a bottle of scotch

4) What is your greatest weakness? Running out of scotch

5) your greatest ambition in life? Living in a liquor store

[Deleted]

1) What is your real name?
Grace Chen.

2) What is your profession?
Tiger mom.

3) What is your greatest talent?
Shaming my children.

4) What is your greatest weakness?
Being reasonable.

5) your greatest ambition in life?
Getting my children into Harvard.

[jane6672]

1) What is your real name?
X

2) What is your profession?
Secret agent

3) What is your greatest talent?
Killing

4) What is your greatest weakness?
False. I have no weaknesses.

5) your greatest ambition in life?
I don't have ambitions, they distract me from my work.

[SKP82]

1) What is your real name?
Valerie Zoolander

2) What is your profession?
Private chef

3) What is your greatest talent?
Turducken

4) What is your greatest weakness?
Puff pastry

5) your greatest ambition in life?
To master the perfect puff pastry

[roadstar]

Feb 8, 2013 19:00:39 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

Second, you must lie egregiously.

Here we go:

1) What is your real name?  Dr. Regina Phalange

2) What is your profession?  brain doctor

3) What is your greatest talent?  fixing brains

4) What is your greatest weakness?  Drinking

5) your greatest ambition in life? House mother for  Thigh Mega Tampon

[Deleted]

1) What is your real name? Reginald Lord Shufflebutt McFuzzballs

2) What is your profession? Hair Boiler

3) What is your greatest talent? Ability to spit toenails 9 feet in distance

4) What is your greatest weakness? Clamato

5) What is your greatest ambition in life? To save up enough money for a plastic surgery operation to make me look exactly like Courtney Love.

[underwaterrhymes]

1) What is your real name? Hedwig Humpmeister

2) What is your profession? Tortoise Artificial Inseminator

3) What is your greatest talent? Being able to tell what color an M&M is just by taste

4) What is your greatest weakness? My tendency to respond to people using bad 80s song lyrics

5) your greatest ambition in life? To graduate to Kangaroo Artificial Inseminator

[UMaineTeach]

1) What is your real name?

Kerstin McMurray



2) What is your profession?

Swedish-Irish Clog Dancer


3) What is your greatest talent?

Matching my alpaca wool dancing skirts to my gleaming green eyes and soft blonde hair

4) What is your greatest weakness?


Ankles. They slip out of the clogs and get twisted all the time.

5) your greatest ambition in life?


to join Lord of the Dance

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Feb 8, 2013 19:00:39 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

Second, you must lie egregiously.

Here we go:

1) What is your real name? Eugenia

2) What is your profession? I hand craft tassels for high end "dancers."

3) What is your greatest talent? I play the piano with my toes.

4) What is your greatest weakness? When I'm fitting the "dancers" for their tassels, I always end up licking their nips. I can't help myself.

5) your greatest ambition in life? Someday, I would like sled naked down the lower half of Mt. Everest.

[margotmacomber]

1) Arly May
2) hog catchin
3) taking down big pigs
4) ham
5) finally find the perfect pair of cowboy boots

[flamingeaux]

1) What is your real name? Cybil Service

2) What is your profession? Multimillion dollar attorney/ interpretive dancer/ neurosurgeon/ llama whisperer

3) What is your greatest talent? communicating with penguins via tap dancing

4) What is your greatest weakness? my overriding compassion for others

5) your greatest ambition in life? to open my own Chinese Restaurant called A Wok down Memory Lane.

[glassofsyrah]

Feb 8, 2013 19:00:39 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

Second, you must lie egregiously.

Here we go:

1) What is your real name?   Crystal Highwater

2) What is your profession?   Gravedigger

3) What is your greatest talent?   Balancing eggs on my head, I can balance 6 at a time!!!!!!!!!

4) What is your greatest weakness?   Bow-leggedness

5) your greatest ambition in life?   To marry Tom Cruise

[mamasaurus]

Danger, if I told you I'd have to kill you, shooting ping pong balls out of my vagina, bunnies, build a castle out of duct tape and swords.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Feb 8, 2013 19:00:39 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

Second, you must lie egregiously.

Here we go:

1) What is your real name?
Celine VonWhistlevag

2) What is your profession?
Music teacher

3) What is your greatest talent?


4) What is your greatest weakness?


5) your greatest ambition in life?

[lucky513]

Feb 8, 2013 19:00:39 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

Second, you must lie egregiously.

Here we go:

1) What is your real name?
Kitty Harteyfire
2) What is your profession?
Naughty Maid
3) What is your greatest talent?
I can walk on my hands 
4) What is your greatest weakness?
old men
5) your greatest ambition in life?
To retire at 35

[Deleted]

1) What is your real name? Aloysius Pendergast

2) What is your profession? FBI agent

3) What is your greatest talent? Ferreting out the truth.  (hot)

4) What is your greatest weakness? Poor marksmanship.

5) your greatest ambition in life? Catch a most wanted. 

[Deleted]

1) What is your real name? Gina "delicious" Payne

2) What is your profession? Atlanta Dancer at the Gentleman's Club

3) What is your greatest talent? Pussy popping in a hand stand (google it!)

4) What is your greatest weakness? Tip drills, I work better on the stage!

5) your greatest ambition in life? Be in an Uncle Luke or Too Short video. Not just in the background, but as the main ho.

[BlackCanary]

Second, you must lie egregiously.

Here we go:

1) What is your real name?
Ulla Inka Hanson Benson Yanson Tallen Hallen Swadon Swanson. Do you want to hear my last name?

2) What is your profession?
Singer and dancer.

3) What is your greatest talent?
Singing, dancing and having sex.

4) What is your greatest weakness?
Leo Bloom

5) your greatest ambition in life?
Being a big star on Broadway.

[silva]

Feb 8, 2013 19:00:39 GMT -5 sonrisa said:

Second, you must lie egregiously.

Here we go:

1) What is your real name?  Magenta placenta

2) What is your profession?  Tragity whore

3) What is your greatest talent?  80s pop culture

4) What is your greatest weakness?   One hit wonders

5) your greatest ambition in life?   Don't worry be happy.