A sex shop tale

[Deleted]

Lol.

It's never exactly a culinary experience.

[thelongroad]

Yeah, not even remotely my favorite part. He's a lucky guy!

[juliagoulia]

I don't really rank any of the parts of giving head- it's all basically equal on my end. I like doing it but none of it stands out in my mind as the "best" portion.

[Deleted]

He should be eating pineapples.
Nature's funky spunk cure.

[panicked]

It's only the best part because then you're done!

[Deleted]

Feb 12, 2013 21:31:38 GMT -5 panicked said:

It's only the best part because then you're done!

Ding ding ding!

[Deleted]

Lol Nama!

[kcr1972]

I mean its not finger licking good but it isn't that bad.

[Deleted]

I'm lmao that one's H would drink something specifically to flavor his splooge.

[muffin0]

Feb 12, 2013 21:32:05 GMT -5 namasteak said:

Definitely not the best, but if it's been awhile for DH he will drink some pineapple juice for me.

I went to a sex shop recently (looking for attachments for the hitachi) and the stoner running the shop said he had never heard of a hitachi.

"really? You haven't heard of the hitachi magic wand? It's like the personal massager" - nama
"what are you? Some kind of wizard?" -stoner

Turns out they have other "wands" but not the hitachi so we ordered the attachments on amazon.

H and I giggled when we watched the "inside amazon" news clip, it was like two days after we ordered a couple attachments..

[soozy87]

Feb 12, 2013 22:41:14 GMT -5 TR said:

Feb 12, 2013 21:59:13 GMT -5 namasteak said:

It takes him like 30seconds to drink it and he knows it makes it so much better for me and it gives him something he wants so why wouldn't he?

Is it instant like that? I figured it would take awhile to build up. 

I was wondering this as well. How long does he have to drink it before it tastes better?

[Deleted]

Yeah. I need to know the timing of when drinking pineapple juice = flavored splooge. TIA.

[speckledfrog]

Feb 12, 2013 21:45:10 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood said:

I'm in the minority I know, but I never ever swallow. No way.

I'd be surprised if this was the minority.              

[SKP82]

Blech. I haven't swallowed in awhile. Isn't that why I got married???

[SKP82]

Feb 12, 2013 23:02:39 GMT -5 namasteak said:

Like an hour or so? I've never timed it....It's like when they eat asparagus and then their pee smells awful/cum tastes bad.

[speckledfrog]

Dude, asparagus is evil. Like you could start peeing, eat a piece, and your pee will smell by the time you're done. Tasty but evil.

[birdistheword]

Feb 12, 2013 23:14:24 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

Dude, asparagus is evil. Like you could start peeing, eat a piece, and your pee will smell by the time you're done. Tasty but evil.

I think I'm one of those people who doesn't get asparagus pee. Or I'm one of those people who can't detect asparagus pee. It's one of those, lol, because I have never experienced this supposed horror. 

[mamasaurus]

I go to a shop more than I buy online, but it has been a long time since either.

[pursemeatballs]

I didn't realize so many married people still finished the job. I think of it as foreplay. I guess MH is getting screwed.

[speckledfrog]

Feb 12, 2013 23:18:09 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Feb 12, 2013 23:14:24 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

Dude, asparagus is evil. Like you could start peeing, eat a piece, and your pee will smell by the time you're done. Tasty but evil.

I think I'm one of those people who doesn't get asparagus pee. Or I'm one of those people who can't detect asparagus pee. It's one of those, lol, because I have never experienced this supposed horror. 

It's like the cold sore thread.  90% OF PEOPLE ARE CARRIERS!  But some just don't smell.  Mazel tov on your freshy fresh pee.

[SKP82]

Feb 12, 2013 23:19:48 GMT -5 pursemeatballs said:

I didn't realize so many married people still finished the job. I think of it as foreplay. I guess MH is getting screwed.

Precisely.

It's foreplay.

My H gets screwed after the foreplay BJ. 

[SKP82]

Feb 12, 2013 23:18:09 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Feb 12, 2013 23:14:24 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

Dude, asparagus is evil. Like you could start peeing, eat a piece, and your pee will smell by the time you're done. Tasty but evil.

I think I'm one of those people who doesn't get asparagus pee. Or I'm one of those people who can't detect asparagus pee. It's one of those, lol, because I have never experienced this supposed horror. 

What about coffee pee?  Do you experience that?

[mamasaurus]

UUUGH why is the like button broken? I need to like nama wizard and freshy fresh pee!

[birdistheword]

Feb 12, 2013 23:21:44 GMT -5 SKP82 said:

Feb 12, 2013 23:18:09 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

I think I'm one of those people who doesn't get asparagus pee. Or I'm one of those people who can't detect asparagus pee. It's one of those, lol, because I have never experienced this supposed horror. 

What about coffee pee?  Do you experience that?

I don't know! I'm going to guess no, since I didn't know that was a thing. What does coffee pee smell like? 

[midnightrae]

Feb 12, 2013 21:31:38 GMT -5 panicked said:

It's only the best part because then you're done!

:Y:

But seriously, not the best part. 

[SKP82]

Feb 12, 2013 23:26:59 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Feb 12, 2013 23:21:44 GMT -5 SKP82 said:

What about coffee pee?  Do you experience that?

I don't know! I'm going to guess no, since I didn't know that was a thing. What does coffee pee smell like? 

LOL

Like coffee.

[midnightrae]

Feb 12, 2013 23:14:24 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

Dude, asparagus is evil. Like you could start peeing, eat a piece, and your pee will smell by the time you're done. Tasty but evil.

Isn't it only certain people that have the pee smell due to asparagus?

[midnightrae]

Feb 12, 2013 23:30:06 GMT -5 SKP82 said:

Feb 12, 2013 23:26:59 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

I don't know! I'm going to guess no, since I didn't know that was a thing. What does coffee pee smell like? 

LOL

Like coffee.

Never heard of that. 

[birdistheword]

Feb 12, 2013 23:30:06 GMT -5 SKP82 said:

Feb 12, 2013 23:26:59 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

I don't know! I'm going to guess no, since I didn't know that was a thing. What does coffee pee smell like? 

LOL

Like coffee.

Lol. Maybe I just have a faulty sense of smell.

[speckledfrog]

Feb 12, 2013 23:30:48 GMT -5 midnightrae said:

Feb 12, 2013 23:14:24 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

Dude, asparagus is evil. Like you could start peeing, eat a piece, and your pee will smell by the time you're done. Tasty but evil.

Isn't it only certain people that have the pee smell due to asparagus?

Yes.  They are the latent pee smell carriers.  If they marry someone who is an active carrier their children may have smelly pee.