I hate these shorts!

[house]

Cuz there aren't enough asses in sight with leggings on right now so lets bring out the butt cheeks!

www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=24461568

[futurepivko]

That's just dumb. I think toddler shorts have more material for wayyyyyyyyy less money.

[house]

Oh and if your ass isn't American enough to show pride, just don this one on. (JMO, but I find it very disrespectful)
www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=24400780

[Deleted]

These must be in style for summer. I saw a similar pair at Target yesterday. Nothing like letting your vagina hang out when it's hot

[house]

AND for only $139 you can save the environment by wearing these recycled jeans probably picked from Goodwill donation piles.
www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=24579989

[futurepivko]

Jun 3, 2012 16:24:30 GMT -5 house said:

AND for only $139 you can save the environment by wearing these recycled jeans probably picked from Goodwill donation piles.
www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=24579989

My eyes! +o(

[NachoProblem]

I think I'm going to order this swimsuit... www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=23635675

I'm hoping it makes me look skinny.

[bimbi284]

Jun 3, 2012 16:31:06 GMT -5 NachoProblem said:

I think I'm going to order this swimsuit... www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=23635675

I'm hoping it makes me look skinny.

Bwahahaha!

[futurepivko]

Jun 3, 2012 16:31:06 GMT -5 NachoProblem said:

I think I'm going to order this swimsuit... www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=23635675

I'm hoping it makes me look skinny.

That model looks miserable. I would too.

[delicateshamu]

Jun 3, 2012 16:23:23 GMT -5 @virginiablue said:

These must be in style for summer. I saw a similar pair at Target yesterday. Nothing like letting your vagina hang out when it's hot

Ah yes, when the vag swallows the shorts because they are so damn short. My friends and I call that "bear huggin'". HA!

[315bride]

Jun 3, 2012 17:23:51 GMT -5 delicateshamu said:

Jun 3, 2012 16:23:23 GMT -5 @virginiablue said:

These must be in style for summer. I saw a similar pair at Target yesterday. Nothing like letting your vagina hang out when it's hot

Ah yes, when the vag swallows the shorts because they are so damn short. My friends and I call that "bear huggin'". HA!

LMAO, literally.

I've been seeing a lot of shorts with cheeks hanging out lately. Ugh. Nothing klassier than a 0" inseam.

[delicateshamu]

Jun 3, 2012 18:36:46 GMT -5 @315bride said:

Jun 3, 2012 17:23:51 GMT -5 delicateshamu said:

Ah yes, when the vag swallows the shorts because they are so damn short. My friends and I call that "bear huggin'". HA!

LMAO, literally.

I've been seeing a lot of shorts with cheeks hanging out lately. Ugh. Nothing klassier than a 0" inseam.

Oooh, we'll have to come up with a name for when the a-hole swallows your shorts. I don't know why I haven't thought about this before!

[futurepivko]

Jun 3, 2012 18:46:25 GMT -5 delicateshamu said:

Jun 3, 2012 18:36:46 GMT -5 @315bride said:

LMAO, literally.

I've been seeing a lot of shorts with cheeks hanging out lately. Ugh. Nothing klassier than a 0" inseam.

Oooh, we'll have to come up with a name for when the a-hole swallows your shorts. I don't know why I haven't thought about this before!

hahaha oh gosh, we suck with names, we learned that with 'Fashion Passion'.

[ESquared423]

Jun 3, 2012 16:31:06 GMT -5 NachoProblem said:

I think I'm going to order this swimsuit... www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=23635675

I'm hoping it makes me look skinny.

LOL!

[FormerCityGirl]

Jun 3, 2012 18:53:07 GMT -5 @futurepivko said:

Jun 3, 2012 18:46:25 GMT -5 delicateshamu said:

Oooh, we'll have to come up with a name for when the a-hole swallows your shorts. I don't know why I haven't thought about this before!

hahaha oh gosh, we suck with names, we learned that with 'Fashion Passion'.

That we do, but we know how to dress!

[ralphlauren]

I hate them too

[bimbi284]

A butt bow!!



Also, anyone with a normal size ass would be sporting some major ass cleavage in this suit...not cute.

[miss1991]

I am more upset about the prices on this shit it is too expensive for mostly ugly clothes.

[house]

Jun 3, 2012 19:44:06 GMT -5 miss1991 said:

I am more upset about the prices on this shit it is too expensive for mostly ugly clothes.

Oh I hope they keep the prices super high so most people can't afford to wear them. But who's going to stop them from butchering their own jeans to get the look?!?

[sasky]

At least the leggings hid cellulite. It's gonna be a summer full of ladies lookin' like they sat on a bag of marbles.

[house]

Jun 3, 2012 20:54:35 GMT -5 sasky said:

At least the leggings hid cellulite. It's gonna be a summer full of ladies lookin' like they sat on a bag of marbles.

BWAHAHAHA! you are funny!

[Mrs.Rad888]

When the no-assed model is showing cheek, you know it's going to look baaaaaaaad on those of us who are normally shaped.

[NachoProblem]

Jun 3, 2012 19:36:45 GMT -5 bimbi284 said:

A butt bow!!



Also, anyone with a normal size ass would be sporting some major ass cleavage in this suit...not cute.

Well, now I'm dying to know what the front looks like.