Because if you can't laugh at yourself. . . . .

[muppetinma]

 . . . . who the hell are you going to laugh at?  

I have been severely lacking in the lady-scaping department lately.  DH's been out of town (so nobody is getting up close and personal), I've had a seemingly endless period (thanks to getting back on the pill), and I've just been too busy to bother.  Today, I decided enough was enough.  Once Andrew was down for his afternoon nap, I made it my mission.  Well, after I checked my facebook, played around on photoshop, and made a phone call or two.  By the time I got around to it, Andrew had been asleep for just under half an hour.  No worries, I thought to myself, because his afternoon naps are always an hour long - usually closer to two.  

Not today, it wasn't.

He woke up PISSED right when I was at the point of no return.  When he wakes up pissed, the longer you leave him, the angrier he gets.  So I rinsed off, got dressed, and rescued the monster.  Now my crotch looks like a Wookie got in a fight with a weed-whacker and lost.  I would have been better off leaving it au natural.  I'm just happy that DH is gone until Saturday so I have time to fix this monstrosity.  

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BWAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAH! Reminds me of Team America and the glued on facial hair!

[mamasaurus]

LOL.

[Deleted]

LOL

[shevacc]

Good thing I was on mute on my conference call!

[spaghetticat]

Feb 26, 2013 17:43:26 GMT -5 dragonflybelle said:

BWAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAH! Reminds me of Team America and the glued on facial hair!

Hahahaha.