This could be the best day ever

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H just called. He might be bringing home two baby sloths tonight that he has to rescue. 


IF I DON'T GET A PICTURE WITH TWO BABY SLOTHS WHILE SITTING ON MY COUCH THIS LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING. 

[rex]

That is awesome!!!

I am jealous.

[spitforspat]

This confirms it!!!! IT IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

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OMG. I would die.

DIE

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I would die. I love sloths.

[underwaterrhymes]

This is what you call a job perk.

I AM JEALOUS.

[vanillacourage]

BABY sloths?  OMG!  I would never leave my house again, I would just stay in and snuggle them on the couch.

[toepick]

I'm coming - where do you live??? I'll bring sloth treats!

[poppyseed]

GET OUT OF HERE.

I am so jealous of you right now, I want to cry.

Slothhhhhhssssss!

Take 5633232987977944 pictures and stay up all night snuggling them.

Also, what does your H do that he gets to bring home rescues baby sloths??

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So you're like 3 hours away and I'm doing nothing.....

[nomad100]

Feb 27, 2013 13:20:11 GMT -5 poppyseed said:

GET OUT OF HERE.

I am so jealous of you right now, I want to cry.

Slothhhhhhssssss!

Take 5633232987977944 pictures and stay up all night snuggling them.

Also, what does your H do that he gets to bring home rescues baby sloths??

Yes, all of this! 

[spitforspat]

Haha skipping- I had that same thought.

SLOTH ROAD TRIP!

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Feb 27, 2013 13:20:39 GMT -5 @scottydeux said:

Is your H a wildlife rescue guy? A vet? This is f*cking awesome!

He's a wildlife biologist. Once in a blue moon, there's really kick ass benefits. 

This is definitely one of the more exotic animals. 

[anastasiabeaverhause]

I wanna see the baby sloths!!! That is soo cool!

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Feb 27, 2013 13:22:20 GMT -5 spitforspat said:

Haha skipping- I had that same thought.

SLOTH ROAD TRIP!

YES! SLOTH ROAD TRIP 2013!!

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To be completely rational, he has to legally check and see if a shelter or zoo will hold them until he's able to have them transported where they need to be. If they are turned down, then they get to come to our house.


I hope to hell they get turned down.

[pinkflats]

Aww this is awesome! I hope beyond belief that he brings them home so we can see pictures of all the cuteness!!

[bananapancakes]

Quick, someone call Kristen Bell!

[Kit]

OMG how fun!!!!

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It better happen. If he brings up some sort of health issue or biology bullshittery because I'm pregnant he is dead to me. Dead.

[mrsgoontz]

OMG! I am so jealous!!! Baby sloth cuddles...I die!

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Feb 27, 2013 13:34:38 GMT -5 panicfoot said:

Can he send you a picture right now? I need to see some baby sloths!

He hasn't picked them up yet, but I'll ask him! Generally he can send a picture unless it's specified in his client's contract. 

[muffin0]

Veronica Mars is crying to herself right now. Dying wishing she could out herself on this forum and show up at your house.!

(and by Veronica Mars I mean Kristen Bell)

[pittsmcgee]

I'm jealous. Like, for real. I love those little guys.
Have fun!

[papie]

You must promise we will get pictures. Pretty please?

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You guys, I can't promise I get pictures. I can't promise I get anything. All I can promise is that if I am given the opportunity, I will happily oblige for you.

[caffeinebean]

I am insanely jealous. I'm going to live vicariously through you and pretend I'm snuggling baby sloths.

[poppyseed]

Feb 27, 2013 13:55:36 GMT -5 @bettyhomewrecker33 said:

You guys, I can't promise I get pictures. I can't promise I get anything. All I can promise is that if I am given the opportunity, I will happily oblige for you.

STOP TOYING WITH OUR EMOTIONS.

[alzi]

Feb 27, 2013 13:44:15 GMT -5 @iamsnazzy said:

AHHHHH. This is not fair. You have great hair, you can see your vagina AND you get SLOTHS? What am I doing wrong in life?

SO MUCH THIS!!

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Feb 27, 2013 14:33:14 GMT -5 alzi said:

Feb 27, 2013 13:44:15 GMT -5 @iamsnazzy said:

AHHHHH. This is not fair. You have great hair, you can see your vagina AND you get SLOTHS? What am I doing wrong in life?

SO MUCH THIS!!

1. THE SLOTHS ARE NOT GUARANTEED
2. THE HAIR IS TEMPORARY
3. MY VAGINA WILL BE RUINED FOREVER IN A FEW SHORT MONTHS