I just found out that there's a 5k in the state park that is 2.5 miles from my house. The course is a nice trail run, and it's a TINY race, so despite my not exactly speedy legs, I could probably squeeze out an age group placing. (I did this at a 200 person 5k earlier this year and it was awesome. 1st place in my age group and 5th woman finisher overall. With a 28:07. LOLOLOL.)
BUT, the race is being run as a fundraiser for groups that I cannot morally support. BOO. I need to set up my own race there.