You fart ONE time in front of this kid...

[biblionerd]

I farted once last week and now any time Linus hears a noise resembling a fart he screams "MAMA TOOT!!" Toddlers are so embarrassing once they can talk and rat you out.

[lauranicole91]

Hahaha. We can't even fart in front of the 4 year old we watch. "Omg you farted!!! Ewww stinky!!" And he says it before he can even get a chance to see of it stinks. Then he laughs and giggles and tries to push out his own fart. It's a huge production we try to avoid!! Haha.

[skiesthelimit]

Bahahaha!!!

[biblionerd]

Yes, funny at home but humiliating in public lol.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

You farted ONCE last week? I farted at least once just while typing this.

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[spaghetticat]

Mar 5, 2013 13:04:45 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

You farted ONCE last week? I farted at least once just while typing this.

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Bwa ha ha ha!

[thedahliharpa]

A early foundation in fart humor is never a bad thing :-) Too funny.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Mar 5, 2013 14:08:46 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

A early foundation in fart humor is never a bad thing :-) Too funny.

It can lead to a career in the fine farts.

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[thedahliharpa]

Mar 5, 2013 14:09:59 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Mar 5, 2013 14:08:46 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

A early foundation in fart humor is never a bad thing :-) Too funny.

It can lead to a career in the fine farts.

Sent from my shamcock.

Oh shit...that was funny. CMH.

[biblionerd]

Mar 5, 2013 13:04:45 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

You farted ONCE last week? I farted at least once just while typing this.

Sent from my shamcock.

Lol, no, more than that. Usually they're silent or I try and do it out of earshot. I'm just weird about bodily functions I suppose. 

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Mar 5, 2013 14:49:00 GMT -5 biblionerd said:

Mar 5, 2013 13:04:45 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

You farted ONCE last week? I farted at least once just while typing this.

Sent from my shamcock.

Lol, no, more than that. Usually they're silent or I try and do it out of earshot. I'm just weird about bodily functions I suppose. 

We usually just blame each other or the dog.

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[Deleted]

Wait til HE farts and blames it on you....

[biblionerd]

Mar 5, 2013 14:51:56 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Mar 5, 2013 14:49:00 GMT -5 biblionerd said:

Lol, no, more than that. Usually they're silent or I try and do it out of earshot. I'm just weird about bodily functions I suppose. 

We usually just blame each other or the dog.

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I need a dog! That would solve my problems. Fiona's the one who farted this morning and Linus blamed it on me. He's learning to blame others quickly apparently. He said mama toot and I felt like a little kid defending myself. It wasn't my most mature moment when I yelled "nu uh!! It was Fiona, not me!".

[biblionerd]

Mar 5, 2013 15:00:16 GMT -5 dragonflybelle said:

Wait til HE farts and blames it on you....

He's too busy laughing when he farts right now. He thinks it's hilarious to fart and burp.

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Mar 5, 2013 15:03:26 GMT -5 biblionerd said:

Mar 5, 2013 15:00:16 GMT -5 dragonflybelle said:

Wait til HE farts and blames it on you....

He's too busy laughing when he farts right now. He thinks it's hilarious to fart and burp.

Oh gosh! You gotta love little kiddos!