"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
Ugh-I HATE the know it all attitude. Probably because i think i do it sometimes. LOL. But, god, the statistics of his bets? Who give a shit! It's called gambling for a reason! I am GAMBLING! taking a RISK!
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
I am a total numbers nerd, but I refuse to care and think that much about it when gambling. I LOVE blackjack. I play at the cheapest tables and know the general "rules" but I seriously hate the idea of overthinking it. I do that enough. Just let me have fun.
I went on a date with a guy who bowled competitively and had won a state championship (SO NERDY, haha). We went bowling and it was no fun at all, because the whole time he was like "you need to put your feet like this" "try turning your wrist like this" "you should be using this ball instead." DUDE. I'm bowling. Half the fun is that I am terrible at it!
Sorry the bad kisser was a bust. But at least you didn't end up really, really liking a crappy kisser.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
Maybe you can toss some numbers and statistics at him about the chances of you two working out to show him you were paying attention to him lol. Next! Was a good try tho