Who Would You Call First? (a powelleh)

[beebeeeater]

Who Would You Call First if...

...You got a BFP?

...You were in a car accident?

...The zombie apocalypse was starting?

...You broke down on the highway?

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town?

...You needed directions and had no GPS?

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed?

[Deleted]

DH for all but directions. For those, my mother. DH doesn't know the name of anything and it's super confusing to "turn right on to that road after that restaurant with the good coffee".

[wrathofkuus]

GHOSTBUSTERS!

[bowies]

BF for all except the zombie apocalypse. For that I'll call my client so he can bust open the gun safe.

[partiallysunny]

Jun 5, 2012 10:39:45 GMT -5 beebeeeater said:

Who Would You Call First if...

...You got a BFP? H

...You were in a car accident? H

...The zombie apocalypse was starting? BF 2

...You broke down on the highway? BF 2, brother or parents (depending where I break down at)

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town? BF 1

...You needed directions and had no GPS? brother, NEVER H

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed? H

Edit: BF 1 is best friend from high school. BF 2 is friend I met at work.

[imoan]

Who Would You Call First if...

...You got a BFP? My sister

...You were in a car accident? Husband

...The zombie apocalypse was starting? Husband- he's got the guns

...You broke down on the highway? Triple A, or H

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town? My friend Kristin or Lauren

...You needed directions and had no GPS? Husband (what can I say, he's a Renaissance Man!)

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed? My sister

[margarita]

DH, for all of those. Then, I'd tell my BFF.

[interro]

...You got a BFP? Mr. Bang. Then the makers of Ortho Novum.

...You were in a car accident? Mr. Bang. Dad if Mr. Bang didn't answer.

...The zombie apocalypse was starting? Mr. Bang and my BIL. They've got the guns.

...You broke down on the highway? Mr. Bang. Dad if he didn't answer. Grudgingly, AAA, even though those fucking thundercunts give me shit every time I attempt to use the service I pay them to provide.

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town? I don't have one, womp womp.

...You needed directions and had no GPS? Mr. Bang. Google fanboy extraordinaire would have me directions in a minute.

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed? Probably my sisters. Although I'm not sure what that secret would be.

[maucat]

Who Would You Call First if...

...You got a BFP? H

...You were in a car accident? H, and if he wasn't available, my college roommate. Then AAA to begin the claims process.

...The zombie apocalypse was starting? H

...You broke down on the highway? AAA, then H to notify him.

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town? A couple of my friends who are just as into Bon Jovi as I am.

...You needed directions and had no GPS? It would depend on where I was. LA, my dad. OC, either my mom or dad. SD, either H or a friend who works in whatever area I'm lost in.

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed? BFF

[Deleted]

I've been sitting here since I answered trying to figure out what my deepest, darkest secret would be. It's days like this, between the app thread and this one, when I realize how truly boring I am.

[mortomo]

Who Would You Call First if...

...You got a BFP? - My OB/Gyn. I'd be pissed that my IUD apparently failed. Then I'd call my best friend because I know that my FI would freak out and I'd need someone to walk me through talking to him.

...You were in a car accident? - My FI

...The zombie apocalypse was starting? - No one.

...You broke down on the highway? - 911 if I were on the freeway, FI or my brother if it were a safe road to be stopped.

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town? I don't know anyone that likes the same music that I do.

...You needed directions and had no GPS? - My DS. He's really good with directions. I used to call him Map Boy when he was 7-8ish because he is really good at reading maps.

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed?- My FI, unless it was something that would affect him, then I would call my best friend.

[wrathofkuus]

Jun 5, 2012 11:02:42 GMT -5 @feinicstine said:

I've been sitting here since I answered trying to figure out what my deepest, darkest secret would be. It's days like this, between the app thread and this one, when I realize how truly boring I am.

Right? I never even have anything for confession posts.

[kellbell191]

DH for all. My Dad would be second for most of them.

[marynjoe]

DH for all of them. He's not good at directions, but he'd jump on the computer and help me out.

[Muddled]

Imoan, you would tell your sister about a BFP before your H?

I would tell Brad first, and then probably you guys.

Although, now that I think about it, ESD did have my new number before he did. lol.

[partiallysunny]

Jun 5, 2012 11:08:31 GMT -5 wrathofkuus said:

Jun 5, 2012 11:02:42 GMT -5 @feinicstine said:

I've been sitting here since I answered trying to figure out what my deepest, darkest secret would be. It's days like this, between the app thread and this one, when I realize how truly boring I am.

Right? I never even have anything for confession posts.

lol, I was like ::shrug:: I really only have one secret.

[BettyBookWorm]

...You got a BFP? -- my husband

...You were in a car accident? -- my mom

...The zombie apocalypse was starting? --my H

...You broke down on the highway? -- Triple A

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town? -- My BFF

...You needed directions and had no GPS? --my H

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed? -- lol my lawyer?

[margarita]

Jun 5, 2012 12:15:14 GMT -5 BettyBookWorm said:

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed? -- lol my lawyer?

lol

Now you have me curious!

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Jun 5, 2012 10:39:45 GMT -5 beebeeeater said:

Who Would You Call First if...

...You got a BFP?

...You were in a car accident?

...The zombie apocalypse was starting?

...You broke down on the highway?

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town?

...You needed directions and had no GPS?

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed?

H for most of that except that he doesn't do well with internet shit so I'd call my mommy or ESD.

If H were with me I'd call my mommy for 1, 2, and 6, and ESD for the rest. Then I'd call imoan for three to extend my condolences on the loss of her H.

[malibu]

Jun 5, 2012 10:39:45 GMT -5 beebeeeater said:

Who Would You Call First if...

...You got a BFP? Husband Malibu

...You were in a car accident? Husband Malibu

...The zombie apocalypse was starting? Probably my brother, cause he likely would be so involved in a video game he wouldn't know

...You broke down on the highway? Whatever family member was closest to the current location.

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town? Husband Malibu

...You needed directions and had no GPS? Um...I wouldn't call anyone. I'm the best person I know with directions, so I'd just drive around until I figured out where I was.

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed? My mom

[Deleted]

..You got a BFP? H

...You were in a car accident? H

...The zombie apocalypse was starting? H then I would make him call his gun nut friend

...You broke down on the highway? H

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town? Brother

...You needed directions and had no GPS? Dad

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed? co-worker

[Chirp]

Who Would You Call First if...

...You got a BFP? H

...You were in a car accident? H

...The zombie apocalypse was starting? H

...You broke down on the highway? Subaru roadside assistance

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town? H

...You needed directions and had no GPS? depends on location. East of the river, H. West of the river, my dad.

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed? I don't think I have any deep, dark secrets. I'm mostly an open book.

[dev22]

...You got a BFP? H

...You were in a car accident? H, then my Dad.

...The zombie apocalypse was starting? H, then the relative that lives in the most remote location lol

...You broke down on the highway? H, and if he was not availible, my Dad.

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town? H, then if he was not interested, my sister.

...You needed directions and had no GPS? My Dad

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed? Depends on the secret. Probably H, but also might call my BFF.

[esdreturns]

Jun 5, 2012 11:31:40 GMT -5 Muddled said:

Imoan, you would tell your sister about a BFP before your H?

I would tell Brad first, and then probably you guys.

Although, now that I think about it, ESD did have my new number before he did. lol.

Because I am just THAT awesome.

[esdreturns]

Who Would You Call First if...

...You got a BFP?

...You were in a car accident?

...The zombie apocalypse was starting?

...You broke down on the highway?

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town?

...You needed directions and had no GPS?

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed?

H for everything except the last one. If he was with me, I'd call HS or bbe.

[gbck]

Who Would You Call First if...

...You got a BFP?
The Mr.
Then dad (and mom, by extension) and a coin toss for my sisters

...You were in a car accident?
The Mr.
Then dad


...The zombie apocalypse was starting?
Baby sis--she's the one who is flakey and would need help

...You broke down on the highway?
The Mr.
Then dad (that's what happened last year :-P)

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town?
eh, no one wants to go w/ me :-)

...You needed directions and had no GPS?
Dad. He knows stuff.

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed?
Baby-sis. She'd be helpful in that one.

[motzie]

...You got a BFP? BFF (I text her before I woke up H)

...You were in a car accident? H

...The zombie apocalypse was starting? H

...You broke down on the highway? H

...You found out your favorite band was coming to town? H

...You needed directions and had no GPS? H, the man is a walking compass.

...Your deepest, darkest secret was about to be exposed? H

[fussbucket]

I am super baffled by these car accident answers. Call the insurance company first, or in the case of major property damage, the cops!

[Deleted]

Jun 5, 2012 17:51:09 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

I am super baffled by these car accident answers. Call the insurance company first, or in the case of major property damage, the cops!

I assume this was after the cops/roadside. And I call the cops regardless of the extent of the damage.

[Deleted]

Jun 5, 2012 18:38:53 GMT -5 @habbsies said:

Jun 5, 2012 17:51:09 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

I am super baffled by these car accident answers. Call the insurance company first, or in the case of major property damage, the cops!

I assume this was after the cops/roadside. And I call the cops regardless of the extent of the damage.

That was what I was assuming too. I assume I would have already made a call to the cops, you need their report to back up your claim. I would also call my insurance company. Then I would call DH.