Facebook funny re: running

[mollyjean]

A friend posted this on FB a bit ago, I laughed and thought I'd share:

"Told a friend I was getting back into running when the weather got warm but was a little anxious about staying consistent.  His straight faced and single piece of concerning advice?  "Dont trust a fart after mile four."  I was terrified to ask for the backstory."

Lol!  And gross.  The only thing I can envision is that Why I Don't Date Runners article... omg.

[zoidberg]

That is sound advice.

[RoryGilmore]

hahaha

[kellina]

Bwah haha! Haven't been there yet, but with my bad stomach I'm sure it's coming... lol!!!

[grk2012]

lol!

[jene]

Truth. I stopped working out after 30 minutes on the Elliptical because of this tonight

[taratru]

Oh my, that is TRUTH.

[venice2007]

Lol this was me Sunday lol I was panicky the whole run

[shauni27]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Too funny.

[katandkevin]

Bwahahaha, that is hilarious and great advice. I don't trust one ever.

[zoidberg]

Here is something else you should never do:

Eat a bunch of hot salsa at dinner the night before you are scheduled to run 10 miles.

Not that I would know.......