Give me your favorite Corny joke

[Regina Philange]

Drum roll please.......


What do you tell to a slut that is in a garden?





Stop being a hoe!

[Faevantastic]

Why did Mrs. Mushroom marry Mr. Mushroom?

Because he was a fungi.

[Deleted]

What do you call a turtle having sex?

A Slow poke.


What did the daddy buffalo say to his son?

Bison.

[Deleted]

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Decalfinated

[muppetinma]

Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.

[Regina Philange]

What did one frog say to the other?

Time sure is fun when you are having flies.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He was stuck to the chicken.

[fryjack2]

How do you get a tissue to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

[orriskitten]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

[creamsiclechica]

Two pretzels were walking down the street and one was a salted.

[teamhayes]

What do you call someone elses cheese?

Nacho Cheese

[Regina Philange]

Mar 14, 2013 14:48:00 GMT -5 teamhayes said:

What do you call someone elses cheese?

Nacho Cheese

LOL, i love that one.

[tuck]

A bear and a bunny were taking a dump in the woods.

The bear asked the bunny, "Does poop ever stick to your fur?

The bunny says, "Yeah, you know, it does. It's really annoying."

Then the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his butt with him.

[geekychic]

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?





Snow balls

[vidalia]

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

[cat19]

If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims.