Do you do weird things in your sleep?

[caffeinebean]

Stolen from CEP.

Bf and I are both sleep talkers. One night I was smoking out in the garage and I heard banging on the wall. When I got inside bf was hitting the wall and yelling no. When I sat next to him he pulled me really close and said 'I thought they took you'. Didn't remember a damn thing the next morning.

Another night I told him he needed to 'keep John away from me'. His brothers name is John and, at this point, I hadn't met him or heard much about him. John is a total sociopath and definitely not someone you want around.Bf was seriously creeped out.

[alzi]

occasionally i talk. and apparently these days i sweat. a lot. i'll bet it's really attractive lol.

[Deleted]

H and I are both sleep talkers.

[Deleted]

Apparently I twitch a lot and occasionally make crying/whining noises.

[messykitchen]

I talk and am violent. I have punched my poor bf more than once and I bite myself in my sleep too.

Needless to say, I don't sleep very well!

[pantsparty]

Talk, move, do like a ballet with my arms. No wonder I'm always tired.

[moolarkey]

If I am extremely stressed I will get up a move things in the house. This isn't hard to figure out what brought this one on, H was laid off and I was really stressed about how we were going to do it financially. I have a habit of saving change and rolling it. Eventually I take it to the bank and deposit. This time I had $128 in rolled coins in a canvas bag. I got up and moved it... I know I did it... we still haven't found it and it's been about 3 years. When I do this, and it's only happened a few times, I sort of know I'm doing it - it's like I'm almost awake.

H does a couple of things, snores like a freight train but he'll fall asleep in a chair or on the couch in our family room. He will crawl out of the chair or off the couch, turn around and be on his knees. He'll plant his face on the seat of whatever he crawled out of and sleep that way for hours. He's been doing that for probably 5-7 years or maybe a little longer.

[2boys2danes]

H mostly likes to report on my "sleep farting" abilities... He, talks -- a LOT and also kicks and hits. One time I was laying on my side facing away from him and out of nowhere he punched the side of my face/eye and scratched me. It was seriously awful... I woke up screaming and crying like WTF and he was freaked out because he had no idea what had happened. He broke a blood vessel in my eye and I had a big bruise.

I went to the eye doc that is right across from our neighborhood and H was all like "do you want me to go with you"" and tell him what happened and I was like "no, then they'll probably think you really beat me on purpose and that you are trying to isolate me and not let me go anywhere by myself"....it was kind of funny but wierd at the same time

[circa1978]

Yes. I sleep eat. I didn't realize this was a "thing" until I read an article about it in Cosmo or something when I was in my late 20s. My cousin does the same thing, which is funny because we're not genetically related.

[thoseareradishes]

I drool and make clicking noises. I sort of wish my H would tape this clicking noise, because I have no idea what it is. I think it has something to do with wearing retainers for years.

H sleep walks and often gets up in his sleep and puts his pants on. It cracks me up in the morning.

[agnes]

I sleep talk. My mom used to have full on conversations with me thinking I was awake.

I only talking nonsense with H when I sleep talk so he just tells me to go back to sleep.

Little BIL sleepwalks an talks. It's pretty hilarious. The last time he knocked on our bedroom door and asked me where "the thing that measures stuff" was because his oldest sister needed it. I had to coax him back to bed.

He's also been known to run up and down the stairs, cook stuff, and bang on the walls because he saw a snake.

[sarapocalypse]

I make chomping and chewing noises apparently. I never knew until my roommate in college asked me if I had been eating something in the middle of the night. DH says I still do this most nights.

[AmeliaBedelia]

I crack my knuckles in my sleep sometimes. H kicks and talks and flings his arms around.

[caffeinebean]

Mar 15, 2013 18:22:10 GMT -5 circa1978 said:

Yes. I sleep eat. I didn't realize this was a "thing" until I read an article about it in Cosmo or something when I was in my late 20s. My cousin does the same thing, which is funny because we're not genetically related.

My mom does this. I've come home and she was surrounded by pretzels. The look on her face when I showed her the picture was pretty funny.

[macmars45]

Once I yanked H's pillow out from under his head while fully asleep. He tried to take it back but when he realized I was asleep he just took mine from me and went back to sleep.

I twitch a lot and mumble somewhat. Like if H says good night or I love you I mumble those back to him... apparently.

[Jalapeñomel]

I sleepwalk, I sleep talk, I have tried to cook food and leave the house, smash alarm clocks, kick/hit/scream at DH, moan when I am having a nightmare, I have orgasms in my sleep. I have very vivid and lucid dreams.

Don't I sound fun?

[mamasaurus]

I used to walk, talk, eat, clean, hump, laugh, cry, and scream in my sleep. Luckily it hasn't been an issue since I stopped taking medication for it.

[alzi]

LOL I'm listening to H talk in his sleep right now. Apparently he needs to take the 3 o clock. And can't get served. He has also started talking about work and filings very seriously in his sleep. And gets mad when I don't know what he is talking about.

[elenetxu]

I talk. I'm glad DH hardly understands English.
DH sings.

[Bernadine]

I twitch a lot.