A FB friend that I haven't talked to in years is doing a big house reno- pulling up carpet, taking down wallpaper, and so on, including expanding an en suite bath. She's posting a bunch of pics, and keeps referring to it as "on-suite" and it's killing me.
I finally remembered the other total misuse of language- misewell, as in (with bonus), I misewell get over this, since most people could care less about it.