Worst. Name. Ever

[peach]

A girl in our town named her son Fenyx.

Pronounced Phoenix.

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[mrs.jacinthe]

Uhhhh. WOw.

[bunnymendelbaum]

That makes my eyes bleed. Ugh.

[MrsMB]

In my job I see lots of bizarre names. That's up there!!!

My favorite though is DeSparkle.

[Deleted]

That is horrible. Yikes! Wonder what they were thinking with that.
If it makes you feel better and acquaintance of mine just named her kid Behr Benjamin. Yep. Like the paint. 2 kinds actually. WTF?

Then again, I freely admit the one thing I am horribly judgemental about is baby names. Spell it right and make it an actual name already people!

[Susie]

These are the times where I think Iceland has it right on baby-naming: you have to pick from an existing list.

[rondonalddo]

Maybe they're Gears of War fans? Though the main character is Marcus Fenix, not Fenyx. Either way...that's something.

[Kore]

[aweilba]

Wow.  That's pretty bad.  I might have one that tops it, though.

I have a friend who is a teacher in an urban area.  Two years ago when she got her class list, she noticed that she had a student with the first name of Vagina.  Yes.  Vagina.  She asked her principal about it, wondering if it was a typo or something.  Nope.  Not a typo.  The parents were immigrants from South America, and the name was pronounced like Vageena.  Regardless, people in America would say that name like Vagina.