Super early morning randoms

[TrickyBob]

1. I'm on dozen number 3 of dog bones. I have about 6 more dozen to make. I won't have to buy doggy treats for my dog for a long time. 

2. I cannot get past level 44 on Candy Crush. Also, my Husband has started playing it, too. 

3. I'm giving some dog bones to my neighbor; I made her dog a card (something silly, nothing serious). She (as in, my friend, not her dog) will find it hilarious. Thank heavens. It was fun to make but half way through I was all "this is really stupid; glad she's as nuts as me". I did not request post cards to be sent to me from any future camping trips. 

[mommylikestattoos]

1. I'm awake and giving my DD a bottle because I'm tired of her half-assed nursing for the last couple of hours.

2. My DH's fan makes me want to murder him in his sleep. He HAS to sleep with a fan about 6 inches from his face blowing directly on him. It hasn't been bothering me recently but must have been repositioned yesterday during the windows installation (YAY!!). I can feel it blowing on my face and moving my hair around and it's DRIVING ME INSANE.

[eddy]

Leo was up at 5 am and Jack at 5:30. yay

Jack is FINALLY better. Eating normal, slept normal, acting normal. That was 5 days of no fun.

It is going to be nice today so the boys and I are going on a long walk and then perhaps the park.

I am getting my hair chopped today. Like super short. I am so excited.

[sewf]

My bottom lip looks so bad! It's all chapped and I have TWO cold sores. It hurts so bad and itches and i just want to kiss my baby but I can't. This blows.

My best friend is coming to town today and will finally meet Malcolm! I'm so excited!

[nursewife]

I'm hoping the kids continue sleeping in. My dad wants to take pictures of them today with the baby miniature goats. DS really likes animals while DD gives them a wtf look. I hope I can get a cute picture of them together.

[meganew]

It's 8am and I'm definitely still drunk. Drunkity drink drunk. I ran into H's friend from the art world (they've been in art shows together that I've seen him at) and a bunch of us wound up at an after hours club together. I woke up with two pieces of bread half chewed on the floor next to me. Wtf.

The inlaws are coming down today to help us put in new light fixtures!!!! I couldn't be more excited to get a new ceiling fan. Ours has been a bare bulb hanging there for 3 years. : /

[jane6672]

I don't like this poodle. I've been thinking it over, and I do not care for his personality.

If he was a human, we would not be friends.

[psychmom]

DH woke me up at 6:30am with 'DS kicked off his cover and needs it put back on. It's cold.' He was awake already and he woke me up to do it. He'll be paying for this all day. Oh, and I wasn't able to go back to sleep after that. Asshole.

I have clean floors throughout my whole house bc I cleaned yesterday. This makes me happy.

[Deleted]

Daisy wakes us up because she is up. She then goes back to sleep. I swear my dog is afraid to be downstairs alone.

I need to clean and do homework but I don't want to.

I am pissed that we lost our spring break. Work and school has been very stressful and I wanted a few days off.

[psychmom]

Also I just remembered I have exactly one month to complete 30 mothereffing hours of continued education so I can renew my insurance license. Guys, guys stuff is so boring it takes time off your life. Ugh.

[Deleted]

I'm still in bed but I can't move lol

[ElizabethBennet]

Since I quit WW I've lost 3 lbs. Hopefully I can continue this.

H and I had two glasses of wine each last night and this morning both of us have horrid headaches. We're getting old.

Oh, and H's work days got changed so now he is off Friday and Saturday. It was either that or Sunday and Monday. I am so bummed it's not Sundays. We're working on finding a church and there are very few churches with Saturday services and I just hope we can find one. I don't want to go church hunting by myself. And he'll most likely be working on Easter.  

[TrickyBob]

I did all the dishes and am dead tired. I have been up since 4 pm yesterday. I suck at sleeping. My husbands friend is coming over and I have instructed my husband not to wake me up until they go for dinner. I adore this friend but adore sleep a whole lot better.

[nightandday]

H has been working late all week, and I had plans for a GNO last night, so I haven't spent more than 30 minutes with H since Monday night. I was all excited to spend tonight with him, but his BNO changed from last night to tonight. I'm bummed that I'll be home alone again. I feel like a loser.

[spellingbea]

Mar 23, 2013 7:41:50 GMT -5 jane6672 said:

I don't like this poodle. I've been thinking it over, and I do not care for his personality.

If he was a human, we would not be friends.

This is making me LOL.

I'm pretty sure my baby likes being at daycare more than home. All smiles there then she comes home and unleashes hell. WTF, baby? Who replaced your formula with fight milk?

We're supposed to get more snow today and I need to do a grocery run. DH and I have been eating healthy lately, but I may have to buy some junk. I can't be housebound and healthy or I'll go all Shining up in this bitch.

[Deleted]

My arms are covered in hives and I have no idea what caused it. I started breaking out last night after dinner, we had sweet potato gnocchi with brown butter maple sauce....I'm pretty sure it wasn't the sweet potato, butter, egg, or maple syrup. Maybe cinnamon or nutmeg? Or maybe it was from something in my garden when I was weeding earlier. I have no fricking clue, but I woke up this morning and they're still there and still super itchy. Ughh fuck.

Were having people over for BBQ later and I have so much shit to do.

[AHappierHour]

I have a kid free Saturday!!! Wooohoo FI took them to do estimates today so I can get ready in peace and quite. I love that douchebag sometimes