Heath? Amanda Bynes wtf

[nursewife]

Eww. Murder her vag?

[mx27]

she's a mess.

[nursewife]

Mar 23, 2013 23:38:24 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Mar 23, 2013 23:35:31 GMT -5 @pnkybrwstr said:

Yeah, she's not looking ood either. 

She's definitely got a pre-obit at all the tabloids.  Shame, she's so cute and is so funny when not, you know, drunk as hell.

Her cheek piercings look awful. I hope she gets help before she goes into a complete LILO style hotmess.

[ginger]

Rumor has it that she's schizophrenic. A lot of times it doesn't show symptoms until your twenties.

[mamasaurus]

I think one of the strangest parts of celebrity must be seeing tweets and such from randoms about stuff like this. It would be bad enough if it was some nutty fan in Iowa or something, but it's another celebrity--somebody he might actually run into at a party.

[ErinExpat]

True, but with the way she's been acting, I doubt she could get into any party Drake was attending.

[sweetcinema]

Seriously? Wtf? Come back old Amanda Bynes!
The schizophrenia thing would make a lot of sense.

[Kore]

I read a fucked up story about how she was involved in Hollywood celeb prostitution rings starting at a young age, and it messed her up. I tried to find it, but all I'm finding right now is this:

jezebel.com/5892565/is-robert-downey-jr-spreading-insider-celeb-gossip-on-blogs

[winston]

This is really sad.

[nursewife]

Mar 24, 2013 1:30:59 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Mar 24, 2013 0:00:40 GMT -5 nursewife said:

Her cheek piercings look awful. I hope she gets help before she goes into a complete LILO style hotmess.

I miss my piercings..

I miss my nose and ear piercings. I had that little bump on the outside pierced, and the inside rim. Wow, my ear anatomy descriptions are great!

[Saint Monica]

jezebel.com/5991966/25-burning-questions-i-have-about-vagina-murder?popular=true

1. Is Vagina Murder covered by any provisions of the Violence Against Women Act?
2. What, if any, penalties would Drake face if he were to in fact murder Amanda Bynes' Vagina?
3. Would Drake face extradition to Canada if he were arrested for the murder of Amanda Bynes' Vagina?
4. What
   if Amanda Bynes is planning to fake her own vagina's death and then
   frame Drake for the murder? Can someone write a Law & Order: SVU
   episode about this?
5. What does Vagina Murder entail? I'm
   assuming from the fact that Amanda Bynes has really been GOING FOR IT —
   sexual histrionics-wise — lately that she intended the Tweet to be a
   sexual overture to Drake. Would that mean that only a penis can murder a
   vagina?
6. Can other things besides penises murder vaginas? Could
   a vibrator murder a vagina? How about a knotted sheet? Could I
   theoretically murder my vagina with my own fingers?
7. Is Amanda
   Bynes offering her vagina as a sort of spiritual sacrifice to Drake? Was
   this a public offering of her vagina in the same way that Aslan
   publicly offered himself to the White Witch in The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe?
8. Is
   Drake a known murderer of vaginas? If so, why are we only paying
   attention to his vagina murder when a pretty, rich, famous girl publicly
   brings it to our attention? How many thousands of non-famous, non-rich,
   possibly non-pretty vaginas has Drake murdered? What does this say
   about us as a society?
9. What possible benefit could Amanda Bynes gain from having a murdered vagina?
10. Did
    Amanda Bynes recently take out an insurance policy on her vagina that
    pays out millions in the event that her vagina is murdered? Maybe she
    should delete that Tweet then because insurance investigators will find
    it in, like, a second.
11. What does Amanda Bynes' vagina have to say about this?
12. Is
    there any way that vagina protective services can intervene and perhaps
    seize temporary custody of Amanda Bynes' vagina, since she's calling
    for its murder and clearly shirking her responsibilities as the
    caretaker of a vagina?
13. Because this was broadcast on the internet, if Amanda Bynes' vagina were to be murdered, would this become a matter for the FBI?
14. Is
    Amanda Bynes really mad at her vagina or something? I feel like the
    vagina must have done something to make Amanda angry with her, otherwise
    Amanda publicly call for her vagina's execution.
15. What would my vagina have to do for me in order for me to take a hit out on it?
16. What
    if Amanda Bynes just realized that her sexual urges were becoming a
    detriment to her happiness? If that's the case, why does Drake need to
    be the one to murder her vagina?
17. Has Amanda Bynes considered less extreme means of vagina surrender than murder? Has Amanda Bynes considered vagina adoption?
18. What
    if Drake tried to murder Amanda Bynes' vagina and it didn't work
    because her vagina is tenacious and then her vagina came out of a coma
    and was like, Now it's my turn, bitches, and then Quentin Tarantino made
    a movie about it? I'd watch. No, I actually probably wouldn't.
19. Is it possible that Amanda Bynes just made a typo and she actually wanted Drake to murder something other than her vagina?
20. If you murder a vagina in Texas, can you still get the death penalty?
21. What if during sex people yelled "Murder me! Murder my cock/pussy!" instead of the normal stuff that people yell? Gross.
22. How amazing would it be if Drake responded, "Sry, amandabynes, I only murder buttholes."?
23. Seriously
    though what do you think Drake did in response? If I were his
    publicist, I'd have driven over to his house and been like GET OFF THE
    COMPUTER NOW! STOP LOOKING AT THE INTERNET!
24. Oh man, do you
    think there's going to be a reference to vagina murder on Drake's next
    album? Do you think he'll actually use the word "vagina" or will he call
    it something Drake-y like "vajay-jaaaaaaayyyyyy"?
25. Why would you Tweet that?