The geese are back!

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I'm at a new company, but this is probably the same asshole pair who tried to kill me a few years ago.

Of course they're nesting right on the walkway between the parking garage and my building and generally acting like dicks.  I swear one of them is the size of my first car.  I usually go in another entrance to avoid them, but I didn't see them this morning so I decided to take the shorter route.  Nope.  They were ATOP the parking garage and they honked at my back the whole way into the building.  I almost shit my pants.  If I didn't take a beta-blocker for high blood pressure I'm sure my heart would have exploded right out of my chest.

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i started laughing before i even opened this post. this and tatonka are my favorite stories from ML evah evah evah.

i am pretty sure they pass your picture around at goose family gatherings. "ha ha ha, HER. she thought i was her FRIEND."

[snipsnsnails]

LOL! They're following you!

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My nieces and nephews still laugh at me about that. I already told my boss about my fear and he said he'll listen out for yells of distress from the parking lot. Lol. His office window is right near the walkway. Can you imagine if shit went down and he had to come out to my rescue?

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i'm so getting fired. i can't stop laughing. it'd delirium and fatigue and memories and the notion of your boss performing some sort of goose attack extraction. ha ha ha ha hah.

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Can I post the original's link??

Omg Heel!

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This is the boss who I'm pretty sure wants my body, so I have no doubt it would be like that scene from the Bodyguard where Kevin Costner had to whisk Whitney away in his arms through the raving mob.

[gozf]

Omg, lol. This was one of the greatest anecdotes i the history of the internet. I'm dying over here!

[eddy]

[eddy]

damn internet

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eddy, I hate you. Lol!

[bcv513]

Can you tell the story again? It's really one of my all time favorites

[snipsnsnails]

This post is BS! There should be throngs of people in here laughing at this hilarity!!

[eddy]

Mar 28, 2013 14:49:48 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

This post is BS! There should be throngs of people in here laughing at this hilarity!!

Right?
I am like where are the people. It should not be radio silence up in here.

[eddy]

It also was one of my favorite ML days evah.

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I remember working from home the day I posted that because I was so traumatized. Frankly, I wasn't laughing at all when I wrote it but it's funny to me now.

[muffin0]

community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/37058369.aspx

thank you google!