Because today we took DS to the zoo. We were at the tapir exhibit when SO suddenly gasped and grabbed my arm. I turned around and the male tapir had just dropped the goods and it, I kid you not, came all the way down to the ground. I'm not sure how to describe the sound that came out of my mouth when I saw that shit. We were standing there with our inner 15 year old taking over and poor DS was looking at us like we were insane and just asking, "What? What? What?" while every other adult near by also joined us in our entirely juvenile, bewildered reactions. Hung like a horse, my freaking ass.
Just in case you don't believe me, behold the real king of the jungle.
Post by nightandday on Mar 28, 2013 16:48:39 GMT -5
OMG lucky lady tapirs
Here's my own zoo story: Once when my nephew was 3, we went with him to the zoo. As soon as he saw the monkey he started screaming at the top of his lungs "enis! enis!" yup, we could all see the monkey's penis. It was hilarious.
"For sure. In Italian culture, 'The breast, impressed me so much,' is a gesture of fidelity. If you respond with, 'Your balls are my face. Mucho bounce,' then you are agreeing to brunch with his madre." -snarkshark helping me with my dating problems.
"I just got 2 glasses out of one bottle of wine, this is a first, even for me, usually I get fish." - mofo and her magic wine.