Can we talk about giant schlongs again?

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Because today we took DS to the zoo.  We were at the tapir exhibit when SO suddenly gasped and grabbed my arm.  I turned around and the male tapir had just dropped the goods and it, I kid you not,  came all the way down to the ground.   I'm not sure how to describe the sound that came out of my mouth when I saw that shit. We were standing there  with our inner 15 year old taking over and poor DS was looking at us like we were insane and just asking, "What?   What?   What?"  while every other adult near by also joined us in our entirely juvenile, bewildered reactions.  Hung like a horse, my freaking ass.  

Just in case you don't believe me, behold the real king of the jungle. 

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That's terrifying.

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I've only see this on TV. I can not imagine experiencing a tapaconda in real life. I would have laughed like a school girl too.

[nightandday]

OMG lucky lady tapirs

Here's my own zoo story: Once when my nephew was 3, we went with him to the zoo. As soon as he saw the monkey he started screaming at the top of his lungs "enis! enis!" yup, we could all see the monkey's penis. It was hilarious.

[lime]

That looks like a third leg.

[fuckyourcouch]

jockey should sponsor him!

[elleblue]

You would've thought evolution would've done the tapir a solid somewhere along the way and given them longer legs so it doesn't have to drag on the ground. That can't be comfortable.

[mrlittlejeans]

Please stop talking about his penis. It's offensive to him. lol

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And now we're rolling on the floor crying because we just found this.

[karmasabiotch]

I'm shocked and awed and a bit embarassed.

[kcr1972]

Liam Neeson said "Mine was soft. Bring it Tapir"

[litebright]

Mar 28, 2013 17:01:55 GMT -5 @wonderred said:

And now we're rolling on the floor crying because we just found this.

That is bizarre! 

[mamasaurus]

What the actual fuck?!?

[melindafelinda]

I might have nightmares. Or terrifying sex dreams.

[nursewife]

Mar 28, 2013 22:18:50 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

Mar 28, 2013 16:48:49 GMT -5 lime said:

That looks like a third leg.

I think it would be a fifth leg, no?

Very much so. Those poor females. Does their vag stretch up to their neck?

[walterismydog]

the look on his face is priceless.

also, WHOA.