@NuggetBrain, I'll be your cell mate

[DotAndBuzz]

I have to get this out here so I don't completely rage at H when he gets home from his run.

It isn't even worth it for me to go to the gym in the evenings because I come home to a complete shit storm whenever I do.  I KNOW the girls watched a movie, so I KNOW they were occupied and he could have cleaned up the place.  But he didn't.  Because I also KNOW he sat on his ass and effed around on the computer, as his laptop is now at the kitchen table instead of put away where it had been all day.

So H, when I'm not super eager to help you "earn another sticker" for your Work It Out Challenge chart, here's why:  I came home on cloud nine from a fanfuckingtastic work out to hear a screaming kid writhing in the hall way, dishes on the table, dishwasher clean but full, random easter candy spread out all over the living room floor (WTF?), and neither kid asleep.  I then have to put them both to bed by myself (because you are at the gym doing your run for the marathon I don't want you running), eat dinner, clean up everyone elses' dinner, and then clean up the damn house.  And THEN take a shower.  No, you did not clean up the entire kitchen (as you implied) by washing a pot in which you boiled noodles.  Natalie ratted you out about the movie, so I know you did shit while I was gone simply because you didn't want to.  So instead of getting some action, I'm spending my evening doing other things which take me out of the mood completely.

Yes this is petty and stupid, and no I'm not going to sit down and talk it out with him.  This is not a surprise, and he'll know right away why I'm pist when he sees me cleaning up.  Sure, I could let it go and not clean it up, but then I'm still stuck dealing with it tomorrow when he's at work, and with 2 kids at home.  Eff that.

*harumph*

nuggetbrain, I promise I'll keep our cell nice and tidy, ok?

[Deleted]

justifiable homicide.

[anlo]

Mar 28, 2013 20:29:11 GMT -5 cville said:

justifiable homicide.

Seconded.

[snipsnsnails]

Not petty or stupid! These are the kinds of things that make me seethe!

[Monica Geller]

No jury of your peers will convict. 

[cleo29]

I don't think that is petty at all. Petty would be bitching about HOW he washed the pot or that he put something back in the wrong place.

Nail his balls to the wall, Dot!

[emsumm]

I HATE coming home from the gym to a dirty house.

[DotAndBuzz]

Well.

He got home, saw me cleaning, and told me "oh, so I was going to put the girls to bed then clean all this stuff up by myself. But they just got so crazy, so I couldn't."

Dude. How the eff do you think they act all day? THIS *waves hand around* is what happens if I don't pick shit up all.effing.day.

But he did finish the playroom, living room and family room, and tell me that this is why he couldn't handle staying home w/ the kids, so he is somewhat forgiven.

[Deleted]

There must be a full moon.

[moolarkey]

Pushover.

[ndolehan]

Ugh. Murder would be a justified punishment.

My H has done this several time - once he was supposed to clean while I was at work because my parents were coming an hour after I got home - yeah. Didn't happen. SO I speed cleaned. 

And He's f-ed up twice telling me he cleaned before his parents got here to watch Em only for me to come home and be EXTREMELY embarrassed. 

I think the prison is going to have to clear out an entire cell block for all the ML'ers who off their husbands for being lazy asses!  

[mamasaurus]

Smash his balls! Do it  hard.