How are you immune to embarrassment?

[Deleted]

I didn't even blink when I bought a value sized package of Prep H wipes today. Lol.

[speckledfrog]

I walk around the house naked in the morning and sometimes even open the door to let my dog out in the backyard. I don't care if the neighbors see, it's my house darn it!

[lola]

I recently bought a box of pregnancy tests and a box of tampons in the same trip. These were the only two things I bought. lol.

The girl at checkout said, "You're either really optimistic or really pessimistic, but you don't have to tell me which!"

[eb777888]

I walk around in yoga pants five days a week and my hair is usually in a dirty bun. This would have horrified me five years ago, lol.

[eb777888]

Mar 28, 2013 21:22:55 GMT -5 lola said:

I recently bought a box of pregnancy tests and a box of tampons in the same trip. These were the only two things I bought. lol.

The girl at checkout said, "You're either really optimistic or really pessimistic, but you don't have to tell me which!"

LOL!!!

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Mar 28, 2013 21:22:55 GMT -5 lola said:

I recently bought a box of pregnancy tests and a box of tampons in the same trip. These were the only two things I bought. lol.

The girl at checkout said, "You're either really optimistic or really pessimistic, but you don't have to tell me which!"

ahhahahah that's awesome!

[nursewife]

I think I've been humbled throughout the last year. I can now ask for colace at the pharmacy and not pretend its for someone else.

[Deleted]

i will dance and sing in public to amuse my child. normally, i'm not a show tune kinda gal. at all.

i laugh loudly. apparently my husband thinks this should be embarrassing. i think he's uptight, because his version of a "loud" laugh is pretty much anything louder than how the dowager countess would do it.

i don't give a crap what anyone thinks about what i'm buying at the grocery store or target.

[Deleted]

Our back yard backs up to a levy with a WALKING TRAIL on top. It was built after we moved in. They originally promised the levy would stay below our fence line and, you know, not be a recreational space for the fucking neighborhood. So people walk their dogs and shit while looking down into our backyard and into our back windows at all hours of the day.

I walk around naked, have sex etc in rooms visible from the levy. Its my house and im not giving up couch sex because someone might be snooping. Lol

[eb777888]

Mar 28, 2013 21:26:16 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Nothing embarrasses me anymore.

Yeah, the older I get, I'm definitely embarrassed by less. Now I get why old men walk around in Hawaiian shirts and horrible shoes and socks. My IL's fart and burp like it's just not a big deal (God, I hope I never get that comfortable, though!)

[Deleted]

Mar 28, 2013 21:25:02 GMT -5 toledo said:

are you at all embarrassed that you posted this on MM first?

Yes!

I do stuff like that all the time on the app, dang it.

[margotmacomber]

I wear sweatpants/yoga pants like every day.  

I blast, when alone, either punk or rap as loud as possible while driving and sing along.  I rapped the entire gangsta's paradise on pandora while in heavy traffic, I know the guy in front of me was watching.  Don't care.  

[sugarbear]

Mar 28, 2013 21:26:16 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Nothing embarrasses me anymore.

Seriously. I gave up a long time ago, and my lack of pride has gotten even worse with this pregnancy. You would be horrified to know what I wore out in public today (at 40+ weeks pregnant).

[cleo29]

Mar 28, 2013 21:28:03 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

Our back yard backs up to a levy with a WALKING TRAIL on top. It was built after we moved in. They originally promised the levy would stay below our fence line and, you know, not be a recreational space for the fucking neighborhood. So people walk their dogs and shit while looking down into our backyard and into our back windows at all hours of the day.

I walk around naked, have sex etc in rooms visible from the levy. Its my house and im not giving up couch sex because someone might be snooping. Lol

It cracks me up how much you love couch sex. And now I am wondering about the logistics which makes me feel like a perv.

[cleo29]

Mar 28, 2013 21:36:45 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Mar 28, 2013 21:35:02 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

I wear longer skirts (below the knee or longer) in the summer without underpants. I like the feel of a breeze on my choco taco when I walk. I also like to call H and tell him about how much I like the feel of a breeze on my choco taco when I walk.

For some reason, he doesn't welcome those phone calls.

  My dh would die of joy if I called to tell him about the breeze on my gone commando taco. 

For realz.

[goaskalice]

Mar 28, 2013 21:22:53 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

I walk around the house naked in the morning and sometimes even open the door to let my dog out in the backyard. I don't care if the neighbors see, it's my house darn it!

We leave the blinds up on one window downstairs otherwise the cats tear them to shreds. At night I know my neighbors can see in, but I don't care I still walk around with no bra on, dance around, and work out without abandon.  :drink:

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Mar 28, 2013 21:35:51 GMT -5 Loco Coco said:

Mar 28, 2013 21:21:06 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

I didn't even blink when I bought a value sized package of Prep H wipes today. Lol.

Hold the hemorrhoid phone, they make prep H wipes?!? Why did I not know about this?!

Yes! I use them instead of regular flushable wipes because my anus works hards and deserves it, dang it. They have aloe.

[goaskalice]

Mar 28, 2013 21:36:37 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

Mar 28, 2013 21:28:03 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

Our back yard backs up to a levy with a WALKING TRAIL on top. It was built after we moved in. They originally promised the levy would stay below our fence line and, you know, not be a recreational space for the fucking neighborhood. So people walk their dogs and shit while looking down into our backyard and into our back windows at all hours of the day.

I walk around naked, have sex etc in rooms visible from the levy. Its my house and im not giving up couch sex because someone might be snooping. Lol

It cracks me up how much you love couch sex. And now I am wondering about the logistics which makes me feel like a perv.

Couch sex is good stuff! 

[Deleted]

Mar 28, 2013 21:36:37 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

Mar 28, 2013 21:28:03 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

Our back yard backs up to a levy with a WALKING TRAIL on top. It was built after we moved in. They originally promised the levy would stay below our fence line and, you know, not be a recreational space for the fucking neighborhood. So people walk their dogs and shit while looking down into our backyard and into our back windows at all hours of the day.

I walk around naked, have sex etc in rooms visible from the levy. Its my house and im not giving up couch sex because someone might be snooping. Lol

It cracks me up how much you love couch sex. And now I am wondering about the logistics which makes me feel like a perv.

Maybe this is more beneficial for couples with a vast height difference? Lmao

[EmilieMadison]

Is there a word that describes deriving pleasure from making other people uncomfortable by your own lack of embarrassment? Yeah, that's me.

[cleo29]

Mar 28, 2013 21:44:51 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

Mar 28, 2013 21:36:37 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

It cracks me up how much you love couch sex. And now I am wondering about the logistics which makes me feel like a perv.

Maybe this is more beneficial for couples with a vast height difference? Lmao

So you are sitting or rather he is?

It's been a while since the couch has seen some action.

[cleo29]

Mar 28, 2013 21:46:26 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

Is there a word that describes deriving pleasure from making other people uncomfortable by your own lack of embarrassment? Yeah, that's me.

I thought this was just being a parent.

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Mar 28, 2013 21:42:27 GMT -5 nuggetbrain said:

Mar 28, 2013 21:36:45 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

  My dh would die of joy if I called to tell him about the breeze on my gone commando taco. 

If I'm going to wear a skirt, I have to get dressed real quick while he's in the shower and then sneak out of the house before he can see, because if he sees what I'm wearing before I leave for work he'll be all "DO YOU HAVE UNDERPANTS ON NUGGET." And I say yes but he knows I'm lying and then I have to listen to him fuss at me like someone's pearl-clutching meemaw about how I'm supposed to wear underpants and what if my skirt catches the wind and blows straight up and I'm all "Hey Polly Prissy Pants.  Guess what?"

This is the BEST STORY EVER.

I want to do this now, but I fear an incident involving one of those damned non skid stride rite soles catching when I pick up a kid.

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Mar 28, 2013 21:46:34 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

Mar 28, 2013 21:44:51 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

Maybe this is more beneficial for couples with a vast height difference? Lmao

So you are sitting or rather he is?

It's been a while since the couch has seen some action.

No one sits. Ha HA!

I'm enjoying making you think about this.

[fuckyourcouch]

Mar 28, 2013 21:46:26 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

Is there a word that describes deriving pleasure from making other people uncomfortable by your own lack of embarrassment? Yeah, that's me.

This. 

I am my own biggest critic, but I do not care about other people's opinion of my antics. I love embarrassing my husband in public. 

[walterismydog]

I'm pretty immune. I'm not afraid to buy anything at the store. I wear whatever I want. I'm mostly a goof and am often awkward and IDGAF. 

[cleo29]

Mar 28, 2013 21:50:45 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

Mar 28, 2013 21:46:34 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

So you are sitting or rather he is?

It's been a while since the couch has seen some action.

No one sits. Ha HA!

I'm enjoying making you think about this.

Back to the drawing board... 


lol