My I-don't-give-a-fuck-friend's morning FB post

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I love her. If you knew her this would make you smile:

So, only Douglas could assess a tearful, complicated break-up about the fact that he refuses to work more than 20hrs/week, spends all his money on booze and porn, instead of paying decent rent, and generally treats me like shit with this bullshit response: "quite frankly i'm tired of you bringing me down." Ahhh, that's my Dougie. ♥ Well, technically now he can be someone else's Dougie.

[goaskalice]

He sounds like a real winner! From her tone I think she'll be moving on just fine

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I think I need to introduce her to ML.

[joshlyman]

How dare she bring him down by wanting things like "work ethic" and "rent"!

[azurely]

Lol I love her already.