Blind item about Brangelina's kids (solved)

[bbaggins]

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SOLVED!

[Blind Gossip] When adult celebrities choose to act in scandalous ways, we freely talk about it. However, when their children are involved, we are always a bit more hesitant.

In this particular case, though, the way these parents are handling their children is so unusual that we think it is fair game to discuss it.

This celebrity couple has more than one child. One or both members of the couple has been married before, and not all of their children are biologically related to both parents. Their children have been raised in the spotlight, and one or more of the children has already started working in the entertainment industry.

They would like their children to be married someday and to produce grandchildren. Pretty normal stuff, right? However, the way that they are going about it is both unorthodox and unsettling.

A former employee told us that the couple has told staff: “The kids have been brought up with a very specific understanding of their role in this world. We expect them to marry someone who fits in so that they can support each other in that role. So we think it would be ideal if they paired off with each other and had children together to carry on the legacy we have created.”

That’s right! They are setting up their children to marry each other! To this end, the parents will be soon be purchasing property in the state of New Hampshire. Although they already own multiple homes, New Hampshire has the lowest marriageable age in the US (13 for the girl, 14 for the boy, as long as they have parental permission and a court waiver). As soon as both children are of age, they will be paired off and married to each other. Furthermore, they found out that if the daughter is pregnant, the court will certainly grant a waiver and that they can pull this off. Although they will continue to live with the parents, the child couple will be encouraged to have as many children as possible in order to continue the family legacy.

So far the children are going along with the plan. They have been carefully groomed to believe that this is a normal and natural arrangement. The whole family has often played “pretend wedding”, with the kids dressing us as bride and groom and going through a pretend ceremony. They do this so that when the time comes, they will be relaxed and ready to “dash” to the altar to do the real thing.

Not everyone in the household staff is cool with this arrangement. One employee has quit and one has been fired in the past year because they believe that it is wrong to force the children to do this, and they have threatened to report the parents to Child Services.

If you are wondering if both parents support this plan, the answer is yes. The woman is so dominant in this relationship (in more ways than one) that the man simply goes along with whatever she says.

Celebrity Couple:

Child Couple:

SOLVED!

It’s Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, marrying off Maddox and Shiloh!

[hopecounts]

Gross.
In my state adopted siblings fall under incest laws and can't marry, I thought that was the norm but I guess not.

[Deleted]

I stopped reading at 'marrying each other'

I vote... Bogus.

[margotmacomber]

Sadly, I am not surprised by this.  I really like Angelina and was impressed by her humanitarian work, but I think she's always been slightly unhinged.  

[hopecounts]

Apr 1, 2013 17:30:37 GMT -5 @fogducker said:

I stopped reading at 'marrying each other'

I vote... Bogus.

I don't know Angelina and her brother are creepily close...
it could be an April Fools Joke though.
guess we'll see. 

[Deleted]

April Fools, right?

(please?)

[noodleskooze]

April Fools?

[bbaggins]

Oh crap, yeah, maybe it *is* an April Fool's joke. It's unfortunate that I even thought it could be real.

[angelaa73]

This is to fucking retarded and far-fetched. No.

sent from my thank you Easter Bunny BOCK BOCK!!!

[margotmacomber]

Apr 1, 2013 17:34:37 GMT -5 frkls said:

i don't think i buy it. how can you be all gung-ho human rights for everybody except your own kids?

Yeah, duh.  I'm way too gullible.

[EmilieMadison]

Totally fake, I'm sure.
But holy Flowers in the Attic!

[speckledfrog]

I agree that it's very difficult to believe.

[sonrisa]

Yeah, the couple that wouldn't marry because gay couples can't marry, are setting up their cross-dressing daughter with her brother for underage incest and early matrimony. Clearly it's true.

;-)