I'd like to submit a bridezilla

[CurlyQ284]

This is an acquaintance of mine, but I am not invited to the wedding.  She demanded a bachelorette weekend in Miami from BMs who were tight on cash, then threw a tantrum during the weekend.  She registered for crazy shit like $200 sheets (per sheet, as in $200 for the fitted and $200 for the top sheet).  There is nothing less than $200 on her registry. She has a B guest list and had the RSVP date for the A group, then put a sticky label over top of it for the B group with THEIR RSVP date so they can tell they were B listed.  She tried to have a separate wine party where everyone has to bring a bottle of wine to use the wine bottles in the wedding décor but she was going to invite more people to the wine party than the shower including people she is NOT inviting to the wedding.  BMs talked her out of it. Just an entitled brat about the whole thing, which doesn't surprise me because she is typically a selfish brat and throws tantrums if her friends don't give her 100% but then she stiffs them constantly and expects them to get over it.  Today this was her status on FB and I had to share with ML:

Already have submitted final count and people have the nerve to justify now they are coming after replying no. It's only Monday and already got my B face on.

Friend comments, then she writes this:

I told my mom no more ppl. She has more than me and [groom] combined! But man WPs they be like why cant so and so come and Im going to invite whomever i want. Seriously wtf is wrong with people? I dont get it. Can I get a yay or nay and if you aint invited then dont talk to me. Ugh so irritating

WPs = White People.  And I'm sure they have Facebook accounts.

[muffin0]

Is she white?

and I'm so sorry you didn't get an invite.

[nursewife]

I wish you were invited just for more funny stories.

[CurlyQ284]

No, she is not white. I'm super devastated I wasn't invited. And now I can't even talk to her, per her status ::womp wommmmmp::

AND I'm white, so I couldn't possibly attend a wedding without an entourage anyways and apparently she isn't OK with that so its probably for the best.

[candreco]

Uh, she thinks she's pretty special, huh. I can't imagine buying wine for someone else's wedding in the first place, let alone if I wasn't actually going to get to drink it.