RHOC: First glance at Vicki horrified me.

[cleo29]

more because her face seemed to be not really moving, but then she explained that she was still numb and swollen.

What did everyone think of the show?

I have liked Tamra on and off for a while because she tends to stand behind what she says or does, but she and Gretchen just seemed very mean girls to me tonight. And it just seemed sad.

Still love Heather.

I'm annoyed that Alexis says she was bullied.

It looks like it is going to be a good season. I am VERY interested to see how things with Tamra and Eddie unfold. He seemed to not really approve her behavior.

[karmasabiotch]

I haven't watched it yet but on the previews Vickie's face looked horrific.

[cleo29]

Apparently she was only weeks out from surgery, so things had not settled yet.

[Deleted]

why do they all look so weird? is it just because they're all around each other and haven't recognized that they look like plastic aliens? surely they see some normal people sometimes. i mean, the cleaning lady or the woman who delivers their algae weightloss shakes or something.

[VeryViolet]

I just watched and I was horrified by her face too. I was surprised she seemed less insane somehow, still crazy Vicki but not so stuck on herself maybe.

I cannot stand Alexis like seriously she is such a fake bitch. I almost fast forwarded when she and creepy Jim were talking. How does she not get how badly she comes off?! And don't even get me started on her obviously rehearsed interview where she talks about being bullied.

I also agree that Tamara and Gretchen came off like mean girls. Though I will say if a "friends" face looked like Vicki's I probably would have a catty thing or two to say to my BFF about it. I would just do it in private.

I always love Heather. I do think it is really funny though she was kind of snobby last season about Vicki's crawfish boil and now she is hosting a clambake. It does look like the fanciest clambake ever though I will give her that.

[daisybuchannan]

I posted last night about their looks. Basically, I think they all look like hot messes.

Tamra and Gretchen look like they've been in a time capsule with the outdated bizarro gold chain link belt and babydoll top with a see-through midsection. Ew.

Alexis has a horrible mom haircut and clown makeup.

Vicky....just plain creeps me out now.

I love Brianna. Her baby was so freaking adorable. I did feel bad when they were doing a look back at her from the beginning, she's gained so much weight (I'm talking about her pre-pregnancy). Her husband seems like a sweet guy, and very cute.

[daisybuchannan]

Apr 2, 2013 10:08:31 GMT -5 cville said:

why do they all look so weird? is it just because they're all around each other and haven't recognized that they look like plastic aliens? surely they see some normal people sometimes. i mean, the cleaning lady or the woman who delivers their algae weightloss shakes or something.

I think it's just everything put together. Excessive, garish makeup. Stiff hair that doesn't move. Highlights that are just plain yellow. And their clothes look like ice skater costumes. 

[Bernadine]

Something's wrong with me because I don't think Vicky looks all that different. I did think she sounded off, maybe because her chin is frozen.

Tamra and Gretchen were just outright mean and it really turned me off of both of them. I had liked Tamra, and Gretchen was starting to grow on me.

I like how Alexis decided she needed to be with her family more- aka, Jim made her quit the other "jobs." And if she doesn't ever want to see the other women, why is she on the show?

I like Heather, although I thought she was a little over the top condescending to her h last night.

I thought last night's show was a little boring, but like booby said, I'm dying over the previews. Looks like it's going to get good!

[goaskalice]

I literally gasped and screamed "her face!" When Vicki came on. It was so bad.

For some reason I love Gretchen, so I'm glad to see Slade got his shit together. But, Tamara and her did seem very mean girl, not bullies, but catty.

Alexis is annoying, I was hoping she wouldn't come back.

[cleo29]

Apr 2, 2013 10:10:14 GMT -5 daisybuchannan said:

I posted last night about their looks. Basically, I think they all look like hot messes.

Tamra and Gretchen look like they've been in a time capsule with the outdated bizarro gold chain link belt and babydoll top with a see-through midsection. Ew.

Alexis has a horrible mom haircut and clown makeup.

Vicky....just plain creeps me out now.

I love Brianna. Her baby was so freaking adorable. I did feel bad when they were doing a look back at her from the beginning, she's gained so much weight (I'm talking about her pre-pregnancy). Her husband seems like a sweet guy, and very cute.

Brianna has had major thyroid issues which I would imagine is at least partly behind her weight gain. The baby was adorable.

I just hated seeing how mean Tamra and Gretchen were nearly the entire episode.

I really hope Brooks is kicked to the curb.

[leeann]

As soon as she came on, I was like "she had some word done" and then she did me the courtesy of explaining her extensive facial work.

[youbetcha]

Apr 2, 2013 10:10:14 GMT -5 daisybuchannan said:

I posted last night about their looks. Basically, I think they all look like hot messes.

Tamra and Gretchen look like they've been in a time capsule with the outdated bizarro gold chain link belt and babydoll top with a see-through midsection. Ew.

Alexis has a horrible mom haircut and clown makeup.

Vicky....just plain creeps me out now.

I love Brianna. Her baby was so freaking adorable. I did feel bad when they were doing a look back at her from the beginning, she's gained so much weight (I'm talking about her pre-pregnancy). Her husband seems like a sweet guy, and very cute.

What is "mom haircut" about it? Just asking.

[daisybuchannan]

Apr 2, 2013 10:16:42 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

Apr 2, 2013 10:10:14 GMT -5 daisybuchannan said:

I posted last night about their looks. Basically, I think they all look like hot messes.

Tamra and Gretchen look like they've been in a time capsule with the outdated bizarro gold chain link belt and babydoll top with a see-through midsection. Ew.

Alexis has a horrible mom haircut and clown makeup.

Vicky....just plain creeps me out now.

I love Brianna. Her baby was so freaking adorable. I did feel bad when they were doing a look back at her from the beginning, she's gained so much weight (I'm talking about her pre-pregnancy). Her husband seems like a sweet guy, and very cute.

Brianna has had major thyroid issues which I would imagine is at least partly behind her weight gain. The baby was adorable.

I just hated seeing how mean Tamra and Gretchen were nearly the entire episode.

I really hope Brooks is kicked to the curb.

I know. I just feel badly bc she lives in land of the image obsessed, her mom included. I love her and think she's beautiful.

[daisybuchannan]

Apr 2, 2013 10:26:17 GMT -5 youbetcha said:

Apr 2, 2013 10:10:14 GMT -5 daisybuchannan said:

I posted last night about their looks. Basically, I think they all look like hot messes.

Tamra and Gretchen look like they've been in a time capsule with the outdated bizarro gold chain link belt and babydoll top with a see-through midsection. Ew.

Alexis has a horrible mom haircut and clown makeup.

Vicky....just plain creeps me out now.

I love Brianna. Her baby was so freaking adorable. I did feel bad when they were doing a look back at her from the beginning, she's gained so much weight (I'm talking about her pre-pregnancy). Her husband seems like a sweet guy, and very cute.

What is "mom haircut" about it? Just asking.

I think it looks dated. Jenny McCarthy and posh first did that haircut and it was stylish at the time, then it seemed like everyone and their mother (literally) got it.

[sangria]

Vicky looks like an alien. I'm all for a little botox but holy hell, she looks waaay fucked up.

Alexis hair does not flatter her at all.

Gretchen's see through top was straight from 1996. Ick.

Heather's little daughter is SO CUTE.

[Bernadine]

Oooooh, yeah, and Tamra and Eddie- trainwreck. She's already saying he's controlling? He has rules she has to follow? Wasn't that the issue with Simon?

J and I were watching together and he looked at me and asked (jokingly, because he knows) what I'd do if he told me he had rules in his house, and I told him I'd laugh in his face. Because I've learned my lesson, and I'll never be in a relationship like that again.

[dcannie]

vicky's surgery makes her look older. it's something about her mouth. it's old person mouth, i don't know any other way to explain it. maybe things will settle with more time.

i love heather and terry. they are the best.

watching tamra and eddie was uncomfortable. she is going to be extra sensitive to any inkling of him being controlling, push back defiantly when things could be handled with a conversation, spiral downward, etc. they just have conflicting personalities that don't mesh well when living together. dating, vacation: fine. but monotonous day to day shit, no.

it was kind of ick watching tamra and gretchen talk. but i get that they are kind of new friends and one of the fastest and easiest ways for people to bond is to gang up on someone else.

obviously jim gives the me creeps and grosses me out. i mean, what else is there to say, he's gross. inside and out. i think the hair cut looks better than the extensions on alexis. but those extensions were awful and it's hard find something that looks worse than those. it could do with a little update and better styling though. and omg at "i was bullied." NO!

i WISH just one of them would show up on camera without a full face of makeup in the morning. gretchen hasn't made her coffee yet but her hair and makeup aren't just done, but ready for a glamorous night out. annoying.

[Tacocat]

I thought Vicky and/or Alexis weren't coming back after last season? And Alexis was never bullied. I hate that she tries to make herself a victim when it was one dinner that the girls said something to her. I like her hair shorter, but the cut is way outdated. Who is even friends with Alexis anymore? I don't see the point of her being on the show when no one likes her.

I liked Tamra and Gretchen last season, but they are totally mean girls now. Heather is still my fav HW.

[cleo29]

Yeah, I don't think Eddie was controlling. I think it would be hard if you have had your own house for years, do things a certain way and then have to shift your thinking to adjust to other people. I also get not enjoying seeing your stuff get messed up.

Vicki looked better on WWHL last night, so I think it was just about the swelling having to go down.

It is icky to hear Alexis talk about needing to be home, I know that is not coming from her.

[livinitup]

I can't believe that Gretchen can be that gorgeous and still be stuck with Slade.

Briana is crazy to move back-in with her mother. I get it, but Vicky is horribly, overly enmeshed, and Briana knows it.

I don't think Heather is that great, I think she puts on a lot for the camera. But I love her husband.

[dcannie]

Apr 2, 2013 11:35:26 GMT -5 livinitup said:

I don't think Heather is that great, I think she puts on a lot for the camera. But I love her husband.

oh no, you are absolutely wrong. 

*but* i wish she would embrace onion rings. i know they were totally inappropriate for her party, but i got the sense that she truly does not like onion rings. 

[snipsnsnails]

I don't know if I'm just antsy b/c of the BH season that just ended, but I didn't want to see the "friendly" bickering between Terry and Heather last night! I want them to always be together and happy! I looove Terry!

[eb777888]

I'm on they all look like shit train. Gretchen who I usually think is gorgeous but always needed a makeunder, looks so puffy and tan and blonde. Vicky's face is scary and like I said last night, Alexis looks like a guy.

It's sad because they are all really pretty but damn, they need to lay off the work and the make-up.

Heather is the prettiest one, as she still looks normal.

I have no issue with Gretchen or Tamara's behavior. Vicki is BSC and Alexis is annoying. I don't think they were mean girls, but we'll see what happens this season.

I'm really curious about Eddie and Tamara. Are they married yet? He said in the previews "he doesn't need this added pressure" about setting a wedding date. What...the fuck. Not good.

[eb777888]

Apr 2, 2013 11:41:22 GMT -5 snipsnsnails said:

I don't know if I'm just antsy b/c of the BH season that just ended, but I didn't want to see the "friendly" bickering between Terry and Heather last night! I want them to always be together and happy! I looove Terry!

I know. I seriously love those two.

[dcannie]

Apr 2, 2013 12:41:41 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

I'm really curious about Eddie and Tamara. Are they married yet? He said in the previews "he doesn't need this added pressure" about setting a wedding date. What...the fuck. Not good.

i think since they were engaged they decided to live together and he finally is able to see what a life w/ tamra and kids is really like. not what he imagined or had in mind.  

[eb777888]

Apr 2, 2013 12:44:35 GMT -5 dcannie said:

Apr 2, 2013 12:41:41 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

I'm really curious about Eddie and Tamara. Are they married yet? He said in the previews "he doesn't need this added pressure" about setting a wedding date. What...the fuck. Not good.

i think since they were engaged they decided to live together and he finally is able to see what a life w/ tamra and kids is really like. not what he imagined or had in mind.  

I like them together. I love Eddie.

LOL, I remember someone on here saying they got a gay vibe from him. I kind of see it now.

[cleo29]

Apr 2, 2013 12:46:31 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Apr 2, 2013 12:44:35 GMT -5 dcannie said:

i think since they were engaged they decided to live together and he finally is able to see what a life w/ tamra and kids is really like. not what he imagined or had in mind.  

I like them together. I love Eddie.

LOL, I remember someone on here saying they got a gay vibe from him. I kind of see it now.

I used to get that from him and now not so much. lol

I do think he is tired of the constant Vicki talk.