Post by alabasterangel on Jun 6, 2012 18:40:37 GMT -5
Are you freaking kidding me with this!?
I just pushed the button to answer my phone AS a bird shit on it.. So I was yelling at my phone "I can't hear you! Poop! It is all over my phone! I will call you back later!"
Post by sapphire bou on Jun 6, 2012 21:47:39 GMT -5
Would it make you feel better if I told you that as I was leaving work I got 2 HUGE splatters of chunky bird shit on my car? When I say huge, I mean like 2 inches in diameter with some additional splatter. It wasn't your every day bird shit either! That shit was CHUNKY!
Would it make you feel better if I told you that as I was leaving work I got 2 HUGE splatters of chunky bird shit on my car? When I say huge, I mean like 2 inches in diameter with some additional splatter. It wasn't your every day bird shit either! That shit was CHUNKY!
Post by darkling_glory on Jun 7, 2012 7:22:46 GMT -5
When I was younger, we were in Disney World visiting Cinderella's castle. There was a parade and they released some doves. Well, one of those doves flew over my mom's head and shit right in her hair!
We had to leave so she could go wash her hair. It was hilarious and also devastating to a little kid who doesn't want to leave Disney World!